Daily Life of Exo

God Dammit, Sehun

It was late at night in the exo dorms. The boys had gotten back home pretty late from a last minute schedule and a dinner meeting at a buffet, completely worn out and exhausted. All 12 of them immediately said their goodnights and ran to their rooms. All of them were knocked out cold, but amongst them was a wild rider who wasn't planning to fall asleep anytime soon. The maknae, Oh Sehun, practically inhaled all the cookies and sweets so he was definitely not going to bed anytime soon, so he decided to text his friend Jungkook from BTS.

J: Hey sehun
S: what's up j dawg?
J: Check this titty out
S: :0 its big
J: yeah

Sehun smirked at the big naked titty Jungkook had sent him. He turned the brightness down on his phone and his under his blanket.

"Wow! Free dinner and I saw my first boob tonight! Score!" Sehun whispered as he brofisted the air.

"Shut the fuck up Sehun go to sleep." Baekhyun tossed a rock hard pillow at Sehun's face, causing him to semi-cry.

"Hyung you're so mean.. Tao wouldn't act like this." Sehun rolled his eyes and slid down in his bed, phone still in hand.

"Then go with Tao." And that is exactly what Sehun did.

Sehun snuck into Tao's room and made a little campground out of the pillows and blankets he had brought with him. He pat it from top to bottom to smooth out any wrinkles, but ended up wrinkling it even more when he got comfortable. Sehun, you done goofed. Tao's soft snores echoed through the room while Sehun bit down on his tongue to prevent himself from giggling like a school girl.

S: Hey j dawg
J: whaddup hunna?
S: Isn't a nipple the thing cats like?
J :no I think thats catnip
S: damn /:

Tao heard shuffling and silent giggles from the side of his bed. He got startled and jumped down, landing on Sehun's legs. The young boy whined and sat up, giving Tao the stink eye.

"Bro what are you doing cant you see i'm trying to sleep here and you come here as if you own the place and jump on my legs." Tao's eyes widened and he kicked Sehun.

"This is my room you fool! If you're gonna stay in here, turn off the phone and be quiet." He jumped into bed once more and tucked himself in.

"Yeah, Sehun be quite! Some of us need beauty sleep." Xiumin sassed Sehun as he adjusted his sleeping mask. Sehun sighed and slumped down in his hand made bed.

S: J dawg I gtg. hyungs r being cry babies LOL

He sent the last text message of the night to Jungkook and put his phone on airplane mode.

"Goodnight hyungs." They all simultaneously said goodnight and the room fell into a deep silence.

Throughout the night, Sehun shuffled back and fourth in his bed. His stomach was on fire, as if a wild brush fire had started in the pit. He twisted and turned, covered himself with the blanket, but tossed the blanket aside every five minutes like some sort of infant. His eyebrows slightly twitched as he realized a sudden thought.

"Maybe I just have to pass gas.. Yeah.. Then this stomach pain will go away." Sehun looked around the pitch black room which was only illuminated by the dim moonlight just outside their window. No one appeared to be awake, so Sehun tried to gently squeeze out a little fart, even if it was just little. He successfully did that until he realized....

He put too much pressure last minute. Sehun's eyes watered when he felt the uncomfortable feeling in his drawers.

"God dammit!" Sehun whispered as him and his soiled briefs ran to the bathroom. He used his left hand covered his rear end with his life when he jumped over every obstacle to get to the bathroom. Shoes, bags, shirts, clothes, chargers, anything you name it. When he finally made it to the bathroom, Sehun felt sweet, sweet relief. Sehun cleaned himself up and washed his hands.

Outside of the bathroom, Tao groaned and whined when he heard the toilet flush and water run in the sink. He had actually heard Sehun curse quietly and run past every thing in the middle of the room.

"I told you not to eat those 7 spicy burritos with the extra habanero sauce." Tao shut his eyes and made a mental note to write that in his diary.
Sehun stepped out of the bathroom and tiptoed quietly back to his "bed". He leaned back and slowly sunk further down into a more comfortable position. He sighed in satisfaction and closed his beautiful eyes.

"Goodnight Shart Boy Sehun." He heard from Tao.

Let's just say the next morning, Sehun decided to clean Tao's room as a form of repayment for keeping quietly about the previous, messy night.

God dammit, Oh Sehun!