Daily Life of Exo

Sehun Please Love Yourself! Pt. 1

"Wooo! I cant believe we're going to a farm!" Sehun cheered in the car as the rest of the hyungs sang to A Thousand Miles.

"Makin' my way downtown~" Junmyeon jammed out in the front seat, causing all the hyungs to dance along. Sehun squished his face against the car window and looked at the scenery.

"Sehun stop, you're gonna get all the grease from your face on our windows." Kris rubbed his temples and kicked his feet up on the seat.

The Exo nerds were going on a trip to the farm as their break soon came to an end. Chanyeol had suggested they come to interact with the animals and maybe get to explore the farm itself. Sehun was the most excited considering he has never gone to a farm.. You could even say Sehun was so excited, he shit his pants... Again..

"We're here!" Kris jumped from his seat and hit his head on the roof.

"OUT OF MY WAY GAYBOYS I CALL RIDING THE PONY FIRST!" Kris darted out of the van and dashed for the ponies. The rest of the hyungs shoved each other out of the way. Sehun pulled Tao to the barn.

"Look hyung!!!! Ducks!!" Sehun happily pointed to the birds running around.

"Sehun those are chicken." Tao rolled his eyes and questioned how this boy even got himself dressed this morning. Sehun went over the fence to pet the "ducks". Chen and Minseok walked in on Sehun as soon as he made it over.

"Sehun, that's not a good idea. Junmyeon said to not get too close to the animals..." Minseok walked over to the fence and warned Sehun multiple times, but he never listened.

Sehun started making chicken sounds and squatted down and pretended he was a chicken.

"Hey hyung look. I'm a chicken." Sehun pecked the ground and walked around. He was having a jolly good time until all the chickens went wild. Sehun started screaming and running around as the flock of chickens started attacking him. Sehun was running until he tripped over chicken feed and fell down, allowing the chickens to catch up to him and peck him.

"HELP ME!" Sehun shouted. Tao cheered for the chickens and recorded Sehun being pecked while Chen and Minseok grunted and walked away.

"No way! This is internet explorer gold!" Tao chuckled and Sehun started crying.

"Hyuuuung! Why aren't you helping me?! And why do you still use internet explorer?!"

Approximately 10 minutes and many clucks later.

"Why do you have bandaids everywhere?" Kyungsoo asked Sehun. Sehun crossed his arms and huffed.

"Ask Tao." Tao covered his mouth and snickered. Sehun rolled his eyes and walked away.

"He got attacked by chickens."

"And you didn't help him?!" Tao shook his head. Kyungsoo smirked and high-fived his hyung.

"Radical bro!" Kyungsoo have Tao a thumbs up and walked away to the pigs. Mmmm bacon he thought.

"Hey guys! Old man Joe said we can milk the cows!" Chanyeol hollered and all the boys ran to where he was. Sehun perked his head up and grinned from ear to ear. Sehun ran to the cows. My first boob... He thought.

"We call Bessie!" Luhan, Lay, and Kai grabbed a stool and sat by their cow.

"We get Suzy!" Kris, Kyungsoo, Chanyeol and Junmyeon did the same.

Chen, Minseok, and Baekhyun left the barn. Sehun made a scary, smirk face at Tao and Tao knew he was in for it.

"I should've fucking left." Sehun dragged Tao to the last cow, Foxy, and pulled a stool.

"Hey there pretty lady... I'm gonna milk you..." Sehun petted the cow and clapped. Tao scooted to the far end of the cow and scrunched his face.

"STOP FLIRTING WITH THE COW AND MILK IT ALREADY!" Sehun rubbed his hands together and touched the utters. Sehun giggled and squeezed the milk into the bucket.

"Hey hyung... I'm touching a boob.." Sehun said rather loudly. The remaining Exo boys looked at him in annoyance.

"It's called an utter, sonny." Old man Joe said. The cow mooed loudly in Sehun's face.

"Gee, girl. I like you too!" Chanyeol stood up from his cow and walked over to Sehun, pulling him from his ear and out of the barn.

"Stop embarrassing us! You know what, you're not milking the cow anymore. You see that shovel? Grab it and go clean up the horse dump!" Sehun hung his head low and grabbed the shovel.

"Don't act sad! You shit your pants all the time, you're used to this!" Chanyeol shouted as Sehun made his way to the horse stalls.