PEPPERMINT KISSES ━ tim drake [✔]

vii | peppermint kisses

vii | peppermint kisses

bold - rita hotch
italics - tim drake
normal - jason todd

[INT. Rita's bedroom, 11:45 PM; February 3rd]

"You weren't here last night."

"Yeah, sorry. I was being tailed by Robin the whole evening, then later on by the Bat himself. You should feel honoured - you made them paranoid."

"I don't know if I should. Sorry if I got you into a mess."

"It's alright. I managed to lose Robin tonight. He was off feeding strays and, well, I ditched him."

"I can see why you'd do that. The kid looked like he'd kill me each second he spent next to me."

"He does that."

"Yeah..."

"Is that A Brief History of Time?"

"Yeah. I'm reading it for a project. We had to choose a theme by ourselves, but it had to be connected to a science branch. Then we have to present that branch in front of the class, which I'm not looking forward to. Cosmology seems fun so I thought I'd give it a go."

"It is interesting. I've read it, multiple times. I can help you with your project, you know. I'm quite smart, if I may say so."

"You're also one of the biggest idiots I know, but go off. Sure, you can help me. Thanks, Birdbrain."

"Sorry for cutting your girl-time short, Replacement, but I thought you'd be helping me find that asswipe that's been terrorising the girls tonight."

"Why are you sitting on my windowsill?"

"What are you doing here?"

"I was looking for you all over Gotham, then I found the Bat-brat and he told me you ditched him - I'm proud, by the way - but he told me that I'd most likely find you on the roof here. Which I didn't. So I searched the whole building - which is big, why the fuck do you live in such a big building - and found you chatting here. Now, come with me before I tell on you to the Big Bad Bat and you find yourself in another pickle."

"You know about that?"

"'course I do. I know everything. Now, say your goodbyes and let's go. We have work to do. Also, sorry for intruding. I'm the Red Hood, saviour of Gotham and this one's supervisor whenever one of his other supervisors is absent."

"Rita Hotch. A friend of Red's."

"Never heard of you, sorry."

"Of course. "

"Why does the universe hate me?"

"I can make a list, if you want."

"Oh, screw you. Fine, I did promise you. Sorry, Ree, but my family hates me."

"I'm not a part of your little family, Replacement."

"You say so, yet you think of yourself as my supervisor. Anyways, let's go."

"Goodbye, Miss Hotch. 'twas nice meeting you."

"Bye, bye, Red Squared. Don't forget, Red, you're helping me with the project!"