Gotta love babysitting
My mom: *hands me baby*
Me, having no experience with holding kids and about to drop it: waitwaitwait-
It's very unpleasant having a baby screaming in your ear and clawing at your chest while you're about to drop it because you aren't even holding it right probably (seriously that fucking hurt how sharp are this kid's nails)
Kids love me (:::::::
I hate children jfc they're cute to look at but as soon as they start crying I'm out
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Did I Mention I Was A Dumbass?
Randommaybe don't read this unless you're one of my friends (online friends and kota that is) because it's basically my stupidity's outlet
