So my life is ew
But here's some fun shit
I took a book about a trans guy to school and just read it during study hall which was fun (nobody noticed because it doesn't say transgender anywhere on the cover (which I'm pretty sure is deliberate for closeted bitches like myself)
We watched a video on Alexander the Great (which is cool because the ancient Greeks are really cool to learn about imo) and honestly the dude is like Hamilton levels of secret dumbass
I love historical figures that seem really cool and impressive and then you find out they did shit like I don't know cheating on their wives and publishing pamphlets about it
Teacher: Alexander the Great-
My friend: ALEXANDER HAMILTON MY NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON
Teacher: no-
Me: and there's a million things I haven't done
Friend: I'm pregnant
Guy: wow
Friend: the dad is kfc, taco bell, and mcdonalds. it was a fun night.
Yo I can't wait for a dumbass (i like to hope there's only like one person who's that much of a dumbass in the world) to die tomorrow
Lol bye
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Losowemaybe don't read this unless you're one of my friends (online friends and kota that is) because it's basically my stupidity's outlet
