quoting kota while we talk
"WAGGING THROUGH A WINDOWOWWWWW"
"i'M pEnNyWiSe ThE dAnCiNg ClOwN"
"*awkward silence* WAVING THROUGH A WINDOWWWWW"
"*singing like an angel* abuse is the only way to listen to dear evan hansen"
"tap tap tapping on the ass"
"HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" @ the cars passing by
"can i scream"
"that dog is really fluffy"
"i'm the definition of a lolita person damnit"
"HELLO DOES ANYBODY HAVE A MAP PLEASE I NEED ONE"
"YOU'LL BE FOUND BUT ONLY IF I COULD TELL HER SINCERELY ME MY SISTER'S HOT WHAT THE frigg"
(they were outside so they just screamed shit)
(also they don't know the words and i know them alllllllll)
"IF I COULD TELL HER TELL HER EVERYTHING I SEEmen (;"
"what is jello bread and where can i buy it"
"where's the crackhead food store- OH CREEPY WHITE VAN"
"okay i'm gonna do something dumb" me: "you always do something dumb"
"my dog's looking at me like i'm insane" "you are"
"WE'RE TAP TAP TAPPING ON THE GLASS WAVING THROUGH A WIND *falls while trying to sing* OOF" "i love windoofs"
"she's stopping the car! don't murder me! don't murder m- oh she was being a decent person and stopping at a stop light" @ a creepy white van
"what else can i scream?"
"i know what i can do! *claps flip flops together*"
"hmm what's something else my homophobic neighbors will date"
"SATAN IN THE WINDOWWW"
"AND PEGGY IN THE WINDOW"
"*scream*" "hmm?" "tHERE'S A SPIDERRRRRR"
(in case you didn't notice i'm never very active in conversations 'cause kota likes to ramble and i let them)
"i wonder if i'm far enough to talk about gay"
"hi i'm kota and i'm 12 and i don't even know what my gender is"
YOU ARE READING
Did I Mention I Was A Dumbass?
De Todomaybe don't read this unless you're one of my friends (online friends and kota that is) because it's basically my stupidity's outlet
