Did I Mention I Was A Dumbass?

my dogs

Hello I'd like to tell you all a few things

This lesbian queen, Francine Bean.

Our beautiful Jackson, aka a pansexual icon who deserves to float alongside Beebo himself.

And Scooby, the sideways boy.

I am heere to present scientific facts.

Thanks random guy who keeps popping up in my recommended and looks like he belongs in the 1920s.

I can't be extremely scientific and spend a day observing them (my family would heavily judge me, as they did when I tried to determine the Hogwarts houses of mh dogs), but I can tell you their classes.

Starting with Scooby, the Gryffindor good boy who is older and wiser than me. I once shipped him with my dog, Minnie (rip), and I'm convinced he holds secrets that mankind does not deserve to know. He's a cleric, because he spends his days chilling on my dad's shoulder and watching as his human subject dominates enemies in Guild Wars 2 and Ark. He also strolls into my room whenever I show any signs of being anxious, meaning he's either silently making fun of me or attempting to comfort me.

Francine "Frankie" Bean, lesbian queen, can scare a dog twice her size, and from the observing I've done in the past is a Slytherin. She's a paladin, based mainly off of the fact that every dog she's ever met, aside from Jackson, is kind of afraid of her, including a dog named Jason, who is three times her size and could use her as a chew toy if he felt like it. Plus, her fur color reminds me of Pidge from Voltron.

Jackson, my newest dog, who I haven't done much research on, is a Hufflepuff klutz, but he can put up a fight if he needs to, mainly when someone tries to pick him up...or move. He's a barbarian, since he will bark at everything and everyone, except for my friend, Taryn, and Taryn's brother, as soon as it enters the house or exits a room. The only escape is not stepping on creaking floors and closing the door. Also he's the biggest of my dogs and thinks he's small enough to sit on my chest without hurting me immesely.

There you have it, my dogs are huge fucking messes.