Diving right in ya'll
Mostly gonna be quotes lol
his birth mom
was a wAiTrEsS
no sweetie we hate Mark's new cocktail waitress wife here
Payton, crying: that was weird how did you do that
Every time I see Ben I just do a little *squeak* because how is one man that perfect I don't understand
E V E R Y O N E I S G A Y
WOAH I DID NOT EXPECT IT TO GET THIS GAY THIS EARLY BUT SURE KISS DURING YOUR MANDARIN LESSONS
o h
He's gay and dead? Connor Murphy who?
Basically:
Payton: why am I not crying I should be seriously traumatized
Georgia: eh don't worry you're my adopted bean of a son
Payton: do I have feelings
Georgia:
Payton:
Georgia: society is a piece of shit anyways
We love a supportive mom moment
Payton, having no need to lie: I didn't really get to know River-
Evan, having no need to lie: what oh yeah bffs forevs man
THERE'S SINGING YO THERE'S SINGING
I think my mom is watching it downstairs lol
Payton: oh I wish I had a river so long-
Me: I bet he is pretty long
Jfc the first episode is an hour and 2 minutes of drama WHAT THE FUCK CAN THEY DO AFTER THISM?????? I'M SCAREDM????
My ears: *blessed with ben platt's high notes*
Payton: y'know he put me at ease
DARLING ONLY YOU CAN EASE MY MIND
*just waiting for so big/so small to start happening c'mon I know you want to I mean here: "it was a February day when I adopted you, you little bitch"*
Not Astrid: did you kill him. I won't judge you or anything, I'm just saying his death is a huge advantage for you.
Payton: nO
Not Astrid: we need to break up
*sitting across a huge ass dining table from him* this is what love looks like
Me, getting hurt by someone calling someone else a slut in a tv show: ouchies
HE'S CRYINF AND I'M CRYING AND OH MY GOD ARE THESE EMOTIONS
Payton: Hey Andrew
Andrew: my name is Eric
Payton: oh right, hey Eric
Andrew: you douchbag my name is Andrew
INFINITY I TRUSTED YOU
I TRUSTED YOU
AND LOOK WHERE THAT GOT ME
Okay well that was episode one
Wow
A bitch is dead yo
And gay
OH MY GOD HE'S THE DEAD GAY SON
DAMNIT
go watch it what are you waiting for
YOU ARE READING
Did I Mention I Was A Dumbass?
عشوائيmaybe don't read this unless you're one of my friends (online friends and kota that is) because it's basically my stupidity's outlet
