Benefits

TWO

"What the hell?"Seokjin looked at the two disheveled messes.
They'd went to the bathroom together over an hour ago, and returned with Yoongi bearing new hickeys, and both of them looking stoned as hell.
"What's wrong with you two?"Namjoon crossed his arms.
"Ngh...what?"Yoongi rubbed his eyes.
"Aw baby's cute." Hoseok ignored the previous question.
"I'm not cute I'm stoned."
"Same thing—"He bit his earlobe. "When it comes to you."
"You two date?"
"Nahh."Yoongi mumbled, letting Hoseok kiss his neck again.
"FWBs."Hoseok clarified, biting down.
"Don't you dare fuck in the hallway."
"Jin we don't fuck."Yoongi rolled his eyes. "Blowjobs and Handjobs are thr most."
Hoseok hummed in agreement, pulling Yoongi closer by the waist.
"If we have fucked, we wouldn't remember it anyways. He's still..."Yoongi knew to lower his voice. "...my dealer, we do it when high an' stuff."
"Let me get this straight—"Seokjin rolled his eyes at the snort from Yoongi. "You two jack each other off when you're high and you remember it?"
"He was literally grinding on me before school."Hoseok smirked.
"That's why we were late to the bus."Yoongi giggled.
"Too busy fuckin?"Jeongguk appeared out of nowhere. "I didn't know you two were dating."
"And where were you?"Jimin looked at Jeongguk.
"Walking Taehyungie to his drama class. You know he doesn't like walking alone."
"He didn't ask me...?"Jimin frowned. "But I'm his twin! I should help him!"
"And I'm his future baby daddy."
"What?!"To say Jimin was pissed is such an understatement.
"Calm down. I was joking!"Jeongguk laughed. "So what's with Yoongi and Hobi?"
"We fuck."Hoseok yawned.
"Mhm." Yoongi nuzzled his hoodie, feeling tired, horny and hungry.