bruh, [TAEGI CRACKFIC]| on hold

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Incoming call from baby dick🤷‍♂️

What the fuck.
Wasn't he just hella offended? And now he's calling me?

Ah, fuck it.

"What do you want?" I groaned into phone.

"Oh hey, um. So I've been thinking about what you said.."

About what I've said? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure I've said a quadrillion things to him and his shriveled up dick, half of them being insults.

"And?"

"I'm currently in the process of spending all my money on penis enlargement pills, all to please you with the size of my dick."

"Wait wh-"

"I'll go broke for you, Yoongi."

Damn. Usually I'd let him go broke, but this kid is different.

"Nononono, strawberry bitch don't do that."

"But I want you to like my dick..."

"No, it's fine, your dick is fine."

"It's not fine until my dick is big enough for you."

Goddamn. I'm really boutta say it, huh.

"No, bruh. Your dick is big enough. I was just teasing you."

I heard a loud gasp coming from Strawberry shortcake.

"Y-you... You like my dick?"

"Yeah."

"Where do you live? I'm coming over."

And with that sentence, I knew the end was close.