"This is unfortunate."
I planned on skipping school with Tae so we could like actually fuck, but his mom found out, drove to my place, beat his ass, and now he's having a breakdown on my pillow.
"S-she saw me sucking your d-dick, yoongi!" He sobs
"There, there."
Kid's still sobbing, I feel kinda bad.
This happened cuz I was running on horny-ness and angersmh😔
"Tae, I... I'm really sorry, bro"
"DONT FUCKING 'BRO' ME I GOT IN TROUBLE CUZ U WANTED UR DICK IN MY ASSCHEEKS"
Damn
He didn't have to say it like that."Tae hear me o-"
"I'm fucking leaving, dude."
"D-dude?"
"Yes, dude."
I cant believe this
I've been dude-zoned"Where are you going, baby?"
"AHA! So NOW you're gonna be all touchy feely with me with pet names n shit? I'm going to suck your best friends dick!"
"You would never." I glare at him.
"Bet."
He jumps out the window and that's when I realize he is in fact not kidding.
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