bruh, [TAEGI CRACKFIC]| on hold

14

Slam

My name is Min Yoongi. I just ran into a biology class that I'm not part of, and I feel good as hell about it.

"Are Jungkook and Taehyung in here?" I ask as everyone, except the teacher because his priority is beauty sleep apparently, points in the direction that my lover and junglebook where at.

I walk towards them and rip the earbuds they were sharing out their ears.

"So what are you two up to?" I smile kind of passive-aggressively, because that is what I'm best at.

"Oh hey, uh.. I think I know you! You're MinMin's friend, right?" Jungkook smiles as Tae kinda avoids eye contact with me.

I-
"MinMin?" I ask.

"Ah! Sorry, I mean Jimin." He corrects himself.

"Yeah, he's where I know u fro-"

"Cool! Wanna watch Jenna Marbles with us? This is Taehyung by the way." Jungkook cuts me off as he grabs Taehyung wrist and makes him wave at me.

"A-actua-" Tae stutters before I complete the sentence for him.

"Actually, I came here for Tae. In fact, we're dating." I smile, pulling Taehyung towards me.

Jungkook's smile instantly falls into a frown.
"D-dating?"

"Yupp! Well, we'd better get going. Don't worry about us!" I say, dragging Taehyung out the classroom with me.

Jungkook tries saying his goodbyes, but we're already gone.

Sometimes being an asshole feels good.

"Where are we going?" Tae asks.

"Up my ass, that's where."

**a/n
i rewrote this chapter even tho it wont really change the story just because now its less fucking painful to read