bruh, [TAEGI CRACKFIC]| on hold

20

"Yeah don't think so."

Jungkook pushed his hair back as he's sat on my bed.

"Listen, Yoongi. I'm a solid 10/10, You're a 5 at most, depending on the angle. Don't you wanna give Taehyung what he deserves?"

Ah, so he's playing mind games with me.

"Jokes on you, I already hate myself."

"You still get the point."

The point? Yeah, surprisingly there's punctuation.

"There's no way I'm just gonna hand over Taehyung to you. Literally why would you ask me that"

Jungkook sighs and chuckles.

"It's funny. I've known him since kindergarten and you merely knew he existed until recently but now you're head over heels for him."

He likes someone he's known all his life? Gross.

"I stand by what I say, Jungkook."

Jungkook stands up to face me and puts his hand on my shoulder.

"Okay, okay. Let's make a deal. Whoever takes Tae's virginity first gets to keep him. Hm?"

What a douche.
I'm not going to compete over my BOYFRIEND
wtf

"How do you even know he's a virgin, huh?" I question, standing on ny tippy toes because my height is just embarrassing.

"Known him since kindergarten." He repeats, glaring at me.

"I'm still not gonna do tha-"

"-don't be such a pussy Yoongi. If Tae loves you soooo much, this should be a fairly easy task for you, no? Take his virginity and I'll leave you alone." He says, reaching out his hand.

Am I really going to agree to something so stupid?
There's no reason for me to be doing this 
But I have to assert dominance so-

I shake his hand and sigh.
"Deal."

Jungkook chuckles under his breath and walks out.

"See you later, Yoongi."

**we finally got some plot going