bruh, [TAEGI CRACKFIC]| on hold

11

I waited in the kfc restroom for Tae to arrive.

I take in the atmosphere as Africa by Toto faintly plays through the speakers.

Suddenly, the door opens and a nervous looking Taehyung walks in.

"What happened to all that confidence from earlier?" I chuckle.

"I uh- I realized I dont know how to do any of this.." he mumbles, and I genuinely felt bad for him

"Psht it's gonna be fine."

I pull one of those 'cup his chin and stroke his cheek with your thumb' moves that I've seen in way too many fanfictons, and Taehyung seems to calm down a bit.

I push him against the wall and close in the space between us, so that the tips of our nose are touching.

We haven't really kissed like- at all- and we're not an official couple, so I guess I should ask him of he's cool with it first.
Newsflash I'm not a complete asshole.

I'm literally just about to open my mouth to speak when this man presses our lips together like are u serious.

These bottoms out here, man.

To my surprise, he isn't completely inexperienced at this.
Wow.

I was expecting a sloppy mess, but this-
I don't know what to say man.

Suddenly I don't wanna suck his dick anymore.

I took him to kfc for a dick sucking as a joke for myself to look back on, but now I feel horrible for making Tae's possibly first blowjob take place at a fucking Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Not even Colonel Sanders would want this.

Shit man.

When Taehyung finally pulls away from the kiss, I grab him by the wrist and walk towards the exit.

"Y-yoongi! I thought you we're gonna-"

"I am, but we're going to my place first." I groan as I drag his ass along the sidewalk.

**a/n
THIRD FUCKING TIME REWRITING THIS DAMN CHAPTER BECAUSE I KEEP ON TYPING UP BULLSHIT😭😭