Zooey16 is your therapist.
Say hi!
Zooey16:
Pati sa last night ko dito sa app, ikaw pa rin
JakeEvans96:
Then it's your lucky night
Zooey16:
Wow!!!!
Wala talagang makakatalo sayo
Typhoon signal no. 10
JakeEvans96:
Just accept the fact
Zooey16:
Anong fact?????
JakeEvans96:
You're annoying and I'm too cool
Kidding
Zooey16:
Wow ha, di mo talaga ako titigilan sa pang iinis
JakeEvans96:
Cause that's my duty
Zooey16:
Pumupunta ka lang ba dito para inisin ako?????
Alam mo ba kung anong tawag dyan?
CHILD ABUSE!!!!!!
Pedophile!!!!
JakeEvans96:
Loool
I will never ever be sexually attracted to a minor nor papatol sa bata.
So I'm not going to be a pedophile.
Or a child abuser.
Zooey16:
Di daw?
Eh inaaway mo nga ako
JakeEvans96:
That's a different scenario
Zooey16:
Wala ka sigurong friend kaya naging bully ka!!!
JakeEvans96:
Why would I have friends if they're just going to bullshit about me
Zooey16:
Masungit ka kasi
JakeEvans96:
I'm an approachable person
Zooey16:
Di halata
JakeEvans96:
Cause you're a kid
Zooey16:
Stop with the kid thing na nga or young or whatever, ulyanin!!!
Anyway, last gamit ko na sa app na to kasi nakakainis ang mga tao dito (including YOU), inaaway ako palagi kasi masyado akong bata mag-advice at wala pa daw akong naiintindihan. Age discrimination!!!!!
JakeEvans96:
Oh so I'm not the only who finds it weird that a sixteen year old is a therapist
Zooey16:
Oo kaya wag ka paspecial. HMPH!
JakeEvans96:
You said may pageant ka this summer, right?
Zooey16:
Yup, WHY
JakeEvans96:
Hope you won't win
Zooey16:
UGHHHHH
Nakakainis ka!!!!!
JakeEvans96:
What's your full name?
Zooey16:
At bakit gusto mo malaman?
Ayokong mabahiran ng maitim na budhi ang maganda kong pangalan
JakeEvans96:
Since you're leaving this app, might as well I know your full name
Zooey16:
Di ko nga alam full name mo
JakeEvans96:
Isaac Jacob Evans
Zooey16:
Bakit Evans? Half ka?
Akala ko pacharot lang yung Evans mo
JakeEvans96:
My real dad is from New Zealand
Just say your name already
Zooey16:
Ganyan ba humingi ng pangalan?
BE POLITE
JakeEvans96:
What's your full name, litte kid?
Zooey16:
Anong little kid!!!
I'm not a kid anymore fyi and in two years, 18 na ako
JakeEvans96:
Your name, please.
Zooey16:
FINE.
It's Zooey Aldea del Mundo
JakeEvans96:
Okay, I'm going to sleep
Bye, Zooey
JakeEvans96 disconnected.
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