I Don't Want To Be Here - Billdip

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"So it turns out it's not called the Murder Shack anymore. And they're open." Kill said.

"Sweet, I've been waiting for this since we moved here." Bill said. Will nodded in agreement.

"Are you sure guys? We could...go check out something else. I hear...the Tent of Telepathy is pretty cool." Dipper said, hoping to get away from The Shack before Ford, Stan, or Soos saw him.

"Ew, that's that freak Gideon's thing. If rather not see that freak sing and dance, or whatever he does there." Kill said.

"Come on, I bet it's pretty cool in here." Bill said, grabbing Dipper's hand and pulling him along with the Triplets.

As they pushed open the door Dipper kept his head down hoping Stan wouldn't notice him.

"Welcome to the Mystery Shack young men, would you guys like to see some of our thrilling exhibits?" Stan asked. That's when he noticed Dipper.

"Oh hey kid, who's your friends?" Stan asked. All three of the Triplets looked at Stan, then at Dipper, then back at Stan, then back at Dipper again.

"Hey...Grunkle Stan." Dipper said, avoiding looking at the Triplets.

"Grunkle?" Kill asked.

"Great Uncle..." Dipper muttered.

"Oooh." The triplets said all together.

"So you live here Dip?" Kill asked.

"I-Is that-t wh-why you-you were s-so re-reluct-tant to-to c-c-come h-here?" Will asked.

"And why you lied about it being closed." Bill asked.

Dipper reluctantly nodded. Letting go of Bill's hand and shoving his own hands in the pockets of Bill's hoodie.

"So...I'm going to just let you guys do your own thing. Dipper, if you need me I'll be in the kitchen." Stan said, before quickly leaving.

"Why did you not want us to come here?" Bill asked.

"I just...I didn't want you to judge me. You guys live in a mansion. And I live in a rundown shack that was turned into a tourist trap." Dipper said, focusing on the floorboards.

Bill placed a hand on Dipper's shoulder.

"We wouldn't judge you Pine Tree." Bill said.

"Y-Yeah D-Dip," Will said.

"You're like, our only friend here. You think were going to judge you and lose our only friend?" Kill asked. Bill elbowed Kill roughly.

"Relax, it was a joke." Kill said, rubbing his arm where Bill elbowed him.

"What Kill meant to say was that we care about you a lot. We're not going to judge you." Bill said.

Dipper glanced up at the Cipher Triplets and saw both Will and Bill smiling at him. Kill was just watching him with a sort of smirk, which was about as close to smile as Kill would give.

"Thanks guys." Dipper finally said.

"You can look around if you want, I'm going to put my stuff in my room." Dipper said. Both Will and Kill practically ran off to look at all the interesting and obviously fake exhibits.

"Aren't you going to go with them?" Dipper asked Bill. Bill shrugged.

"I'm not really interested in this stuff. Only because I know this stuff here isn't real. I like the supernatural, but nothing here is really real." Bill said, "No offense." Bill quickly added.