Marvel Ship Oneshots

Breaking and Entering (Spideypool)

Spideypool= Deadpool x Spiderman
Warning: Fluff UwU
This won't be scary. I promise.
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Sixteen year old Peter Parker was wide awake in his room. He couldn't sleep. He just laid and looked at his phone. Until he heard a Ding. He looked at the person who was texting him. His High school boyfriend, Wade. He smiled at the text and looked.

Wade: babe, come over to the front entrance of the school. I gotta show you something!

Peter's POV
I hesitated at the text but texted back.

Me: wouldn't we get in trouble?

Wade❤️: Nope, there's no security cameras. It's a surprise!

Me: okay, I trust you

Wade: yay! I love you! See you there! ❤️❤️

Me: I love you too dork

I got up and grabbed a sticky note and sharpie and wrote a note for Mr.Stark letting him know that I'm staying with wade. I left my suit in my closet and placed the note on the table and sneaked out of my window and went to the entrance of the school. I looked around. "Wade..?" I whispered.

"BOO YAH!" A scream that startled me.
I looked behind me and saw my boyfriend and sighed in relief. "Don't do that! We could get in trouble!" I told him. Wade chuckled. "Okay goodie two shoes." He said. I rolled my eyes. "So..what's the surprise?" I brought up. Wade smiled and got something out of his pocket and it was The keys to the school. "How did you-
"It's a long story. But we could go in and sneak around.." Wade smirked. "Alright, but if we get caught. I'm throwing you under the bus." I said. He chuckled and we went inside the school. "I don't know about this," I said. "Come on Goodie shoes, it'll be alright. I'm here." Wade smiled. "I'm serious Wade, we could go to jail.." I said. Wade looked around. "Lets go to the principals office. I'm
nosy as fuck." Wade chuckled. I rolled my eyes.

~Third Person POV~
Peter rolled his eyes and followed the bad boy. They looked around. Wade sat on the chair. "Okay, this is the ugliest room but damn this is the fucking coziest chair ever." He laughed quietly. "So now what?" Peter asked. Wade opened a drawer and there was an envelope. "Oh, what do have we here?" He questioned and opened it. It was 3000 dollars in there.

"Holy shit! Jackpot! Cha-Ching!" Wade said happily. "Wow..that's a lot." Peter said. "We should take this. We can be super rich and spend whatever we want! Besides, it's not like it's important anyway.." Wade got up and closed the drawer with his hip. "I hope you're right.." peter mumbled. "Im always right." His boyfriend kissed him. Peter kissed back and they pulled away and chuckled and walked out the principals office and locked the door. "Let's go for a midnight swim." Wade smirked and grabbed Peter's hand and rushed him to the pool. Peter almost slipped but followed him. Wade let go of his hand when they were finally there. He looked at Peter. "Turn the pool light on while I get undressed." He walked away. Peter blushed and turned on the pool light and wade quickly got undressed and dived in. "This is like a hot tub!" Wade exclaimed. "Don't just sit there watching me like a zombie." Wade judged peter who was sitting there. He splashed him. Peter giggled. "Don't you dare!" He said. "Come stop me then!" He yelled. "Okay! You asked for it!" Peter took his clothes off only leaving him in his boxers.

"Cow-Bunga!" He shouted and did a cannonball and splashed wade. Wade smirked. "Why look, an otter in my water." He made that jaws theme. Peter groaned. "I still get freaked out by that movie, so stop!" He said and splashed wade who screamed when he got splashed. "I can't even watch those shark movies!" He blushed. Wade chuckled and kissed him. Peter kissed back as their kiss become needy. They started to make out and both of them pulled away smiling at each other and swaying their hips. Peter shivered and pulled away. "Now it's getting cold." Wade. Splashed peter. "Cause were yapping instead of attacking each other, otter verses shark style." He chuckled. They both splashed and attacked. "I think I had my pool experience for the year, lets jet." Wade said and got out. "Let's call it a draw, I'm gonna freeze my ass off when I get out." Peter said and also got out. And he was right. He was cold as FUCK. The two teens put their clothes on. "Ew, now we smell like chorine." Peter pouted. "You look cute with your hair soaked in chemicals." Wade said trying to make him feel better. Peter smiled at his boyfriend and blushed. "Thanks.."

Until suddenly, a door opens. Both of the teens looked at each other and whispered. "Hide!" Wade went on the left. Peter went on the right. Wade hid in a gap of a locker room.
Peter didn't know where to hide. He heard the security guards footsteps and tip toed around him. It was dark so the guard didn't see. Peter walked out of the swimming pool area but felt arms around him and it was wade. He smiled like a dork. "We're so invisible!" Peter said. "Let's bail!" Wade told him and both of them ran outside. "My place is closer! Crash at my place tonight!" Wade said. Peter nodded and both of them got into Wade's car and speeded away getting the guards attention. and wade laughed loudly. "HAHA LATER FUCKERS! PETER WE ROCK! WE ARE SO FUCKING AWESOME!!!" He screamed. Peter let out a chuckle. "Yes we so are."

The next morning, the two of the teens were in bed and cuddling and still sleeping. Peter opened his eyes and looked around and saw that wade had his arms wrapped around him. He smiled softly and grabbed his phone and put it in a selfie angle. Always will remember this moment.. he thought and wade shot up. "Photobomb!" He shouted. "Photohog." Peter shot back and took the photo and smiled. "We were so badass last night." Wade chuckled. "Yeah..now I have to go to Mr.Stark or else he be worried sick.." Wade nodded and laid on the bed and Peter got up and went to his clothes. Which were damped and smelled like chlorine. "Ewgh. Smells like a chlorine factory." He stepped away from his clothes.

Wade pointed to his closet. "Check the fashion show." He told him. Peter opened it. Reveling a Flannel and Black skull shirt with black ripped jeans. Wade got up. "That would make you a hipster." He chuckled. Peter shot a glare at his boyfriend. Wade shrugged "what? I'm telling the truth." He giggled. Peter rolled his eyes and put the clothes on. "Damn, you even sexier!" Wade blushed. Peter also blushed and smiled. They kissed goodbye. "I'll text you Okay?" Peter said and Wade nodded.

Peter walked in from the elevator. "Mister Stark?" He called out. Tony ran from his lab to him. "Kid!" He said and stopped on his tracks when he saw Peter's outfit. "Did you spend on my credit card kid?" He asked. Peter shook his head. "No, Wade let me borrow them, cause..my clothes were dirty!" He answered. Tony gave him a confused look but shrugged and nodded. "I'll be in the lab. Breakfast is at the table." He told him and walked away. Peter sighed in relief. He sat at the table and ate his breakfast and then texted wade.

Peter: we better do this again someday

Wade: Ooh Peter Parker has gone to bad boy ;)

Peter: you were right you dummy. It was fun <3

Wade: I'm glad you love it. We'll definitely do it another time. I love you

Peter: I love you too, Bad boy~

And to this day, Tony has never found out what Peter and Wade did.