there Happy Fuckup family

the Dail

After Mickey and Ian get out of Jail

Lana: ok Mickey you love Ornge boy

Mickey: don't call him that but yes

Lana: then here's the dail we all raise Yev together, and I have a second child with Ornge boys DNA, you help me and  you and Ornge boy can get married and if I move on and have other children Yav and baby live in both houses or I tell Tarry everything you have not ok

Mickey: only if we use a Fertility clinic

Lana: fine get Ornge boy so we can tell him

Mickey: Ian is a stay at home dad we both work

Lana: fine

Ian: fine ok

Mickey: how long have you been standing there

Ian: the hole time, I love you too, so we be a family with two children, and we get married

Mickey: you cool with this

Ian: yes, I love Yav, and he will have a half siblings that goose with him if Lana ever leaves us, but I want it to be 50/50 if you do Lana ok.

Lana: yes

Ian: and Mickey you and I get one of my sisters and Mandy to donate eggs for us so we can have 2 child with both our DNA, and Lana you Carrie them for us, but have no custady because they will not have your DNA, and We put all are fights to rest for the sake of the children.

Mickey: ok

Lana: yes but we start trying for Baby #2 now

Ian: we will go to the Fertility clinic tomorrow

Mickey: the three of us get our own house away from this hell hole of my father's

Ian: you start looking, we need a five bedroom at least, a room for us, a room for Lana, a room for Mandy, and 2 rooms for all 4 children.

Lana: why Mandy

Ian: because Tarry Milkovich like to molest his daughters

Mickey: excuse me

Ian: when Mickey was in juvie the second time, Mandy got pergnet and We found out the Tarry got drunk and Raped her, he didn't remember it but it was not the first time he tuch her, jest the first time he fucked her, Mandy made me promise not to tell mick

Mickey: he's dead

Lana: no but she is coming with us, a farther is supposed to protect their children

Mickey: fine

Ian: I did a DNA test on Yev, it was 99.9% positive that he is Mick's

Mickey: well ok

Lana: Carrot Top if the baby is a girl I am naming it Anastasia you make the middle name

Ian: either way the child's last name will be Gallagher jest as Yevgeniy's last name is Milkovich, and baby number 3 and 4's last name will be Gallagher-Milkovich

Mickey: ok

Lana: that is fine

Ian: for a Boy

Lana: if the boy you choose name, I already name Yevgeniy Terrence Milkovich

Ian: ok so for a boy it will be Clayton Mikhailo, and for a girl it will be Anastasia Svetlana

Mickey: and the other 2 babies

Ian: if boys and baby 1 is an girl Aleksandr Ian, and Clayton Mikhailo, if both are  Girls and baby  is a girl Natalia Fiona, and Monique Amanda, if one of each Mickey can pick from the four names, if baby number two is a boy the other boy name on the list is Ronan Philip, and if not all one sex Mickey can pick

Mickey: how did you know my mom's name

Ian: Mandy is my best friend, I also know she was a wonderful mom before she died and you care very deeply for her, but I will understand if you don't want the child named after her

Mickey: no it's fine

Lana: so now we plan we just need to stick to it.

Ian: I want to live on the south side, I'm not leaving home, I'm not leaving everything I love behind except for you Mickey I'm sorry but I love my family

Mickey: that's why we get a place on the Southside somewhere close to your family so that we closer to them than my fucked up father

Lana: yes and we take care of each other, eventually I leave household, if I get a new spouse but only if it gets serious and when it does get serious if that happens I get joint custody of my two children 50/50 custody

Ian: if that happens you find a place on the Southside, so the children can spend two weeks with us and two weeks with you,

Lana: yes of course

Ian: ok then we have an agreement

Mickey: I'll find a house

Ian: I'll check out jewelry stores and get a ring for when we finally do get to get married

Lana: Ian and I will go to sperm bank on the way to the jewelry store,  I can help you out with the ring

Mickey: I'll talk to Mandy and Fiona and Debbie and find out which one of Fiona and Debbie will donate eggs for us

Ian: Which ever one of them Donuts egg, you will be the biological father

Mickey: yes firecrotch I know that's how life works

Ian: fuck you Mick

Mickey: okay tough guy

Ian: love you Mick got to go

Lana: where

Ian: to see mandy

Mickey: ok

Lana: come Lover boy we must go to the rub and tug, Carrot Top take Yev

Mickey and Ian: ok

Mickey kisses Ian and all 3 of them walk out with Yev