Authors note
Sorry with some slow updates I've been mostly thinking through a lot of chapters,edits,future updates and now imma just wanna do a little Halloween chapter for this and maybe in the bioshock. Dunno but will see anyway let us begin!Y/n POV
I've just been at home, blankly staring at my tv until ace came back tired and bit bloody...Ace: "this is why I said member watch ring...that movie is cursed and look what happen, a demonic inkling came and we beaten- I mean you just beaten the absolute shit outta her. All cause she remind you of bad memories..." he explained to me as I nodded, true I did that but it's what she gets..
Y/n: "ain't my fault, just hers so next time she gotta watch her mouth.." I tell him as he groans more
Ace: "say I realized, Halloween is coming soon!! Know what that means?" He asked making me flinch and slowly turn to him..
Y/n: "ace...I do, but don't and I mean don't you dare!!! Sing that fucking Halloween sing!!" I warned him, every year when it's Halloween he gots such a fucking high ass spirit for it, that idk if I'm on drugs from loser drugging me or if that I see actual monsters play instruments as he does this!
Ace: "this is Halloween...this is Halloween.." he slowly sang and whispered as I growled
Y/n: "ace...don't even..." I tried warning but he kept going adding onto a smirk. Only thought I had in my mind?
Ace: "it's that time of the year y/n! You know you can't stop me!!! Hit it boys!" And with that he sang...god please I actually beg of you, fucking kill me!!!!
As the music went on I slowly put a gun to my head wanting this to end.. until a god sent a sign...
DING DONG!
The fucking doorbell!! Thank fucking lord!!! I quickly rushed tripping over the weird creatures then slammed open the door seeing Scott and loser, looking surprise until they notice something behind me
Scott: "he's doing it again?" He asked which I nodded making him facepalm
Ms loser: "doesn't he ever get tired of it?" She asked which I sadly shook my head no
Scott: "and they say Callie is a huge fan of Halloween...I think ace took the pie" he said until loser added a pun to it
Ms loser: "a pumpkin pie" she said slowly snickering, but no one else laughed as we just started at her
Y/n; "loser someday I swear I leave you in a room with James and his 8 hour anime marathon seasons..." I tell her cause of that terrible pun... (loser if you read this you'll understand eventually when it ends it'll get better) she just shudders while Scott tried calming her down
Y/n: "anyway..what ya guys want?" I asked them
Ms loser: "oh right, Scott wanted-" she gets cut off by Scott before she even started
Scott: "hold up, I didn't want anything you said you wanted to go trick n treating stuff. While I wanted to stay home and read a book.." he said but in a annoyed tone to that
Ms loser: "yea planning on reading how to suicide for dummies don't seem like a good idea..." she said which made him roll his eyes
Y/n: "ok but what will our costumes be?.." she thought a bit then a random light bulb appeared over her head- wait the fuck..?
Ms loser: "why don't you just look like yourselves!" She shouted confusing us both
Ms loser: "I'll explain, so people are afraid of you 2 edgy or killer ducks, so why just don't wear a costume and say this is your costume!" She explained as Scott tried comprehending the idea and I had too say it over if I'm right
Y/n: "so your telling me..we just wear our normal look and say it's our costume?" I repeated so she nodded
Scott: "what about the others? Won't they say anything?" He added which I thought to it
Ms loser: "ah relax! They'll just think your making fun of yourselves when it's actually you" she explained that last part until...
Shelly: "hiya guys!!" She randomly appeared shouting in a happy tone while it caused Scott shocking him then jump into losers arms
Scott: "Jesus fuck where did you even come from?!!" He yelled at her while she giggles
Ms loser: "whose that y/n?" I sighed a bit knowing Shelly is a sneaky one, but I haven't really explained or revealed much to the others about her. Mandy was the only one to catch on
Y/n: "this is my new roommate Shelly...whose been secretly living with me for 2 weeks cause of ace.." I explained to them as they nodded, I still remember the time she took some of stuff under my fucking dinner table. Idk why I thought it be a good idea to stay with ace house for a bit after my apartment exploded for....reasons...
(Start at 2:18 to end at 2:26)
I told ace not too much or will fucking explode, luckily we lived except my landlord...I mean kinda just he's now paralyzed too the whole body. Well guess I don't need to pay rent but I don't got a place to pay rent anyway...beside the point we're at Scott n losers home, it wasn't decorated for Halloween spirit but now I know why...Ms loser: "alright! Y/n your helping us decorate" she tells me as I was about to leave until Scott grabbed my shoulder
Scott: "oh no you don't, if I'm forced doing this shit. Then so are you!" He pulled me as I groan
Y/n: "so what's on the list?.." I asked annoyed as loser pulled out....blueprints?
Ms loser: "alright, pumpkins and nails and....a obligatory building montage!" She said cheerfully as we stared at her blankly
Y/n: "loser?"
Ms loser: "yea?"
Y/n: "are you high?"
Ms loser: "what?! How you k- I mean of course not! I'm serious so grab some decorations and a fucking crumpkin pumpkin to do it!" She shouted as I mentally wanted to shoot myself, cause Halloween is boring
~cue montage music~
After that disaster, it I'll be honest looked good. All the actual ink n blood I added but lied saying it's fake with also dead bodies I "found" in somewhere "random"
Ms loser: "this is a fucking masterpiece!" She shouted happy as Scott just wasn't sure then went up to it
Scott: "hmmm...." he just stares and slowly put a knife onto the wall then gives a thumbs up. Boy...decorations are done next be take n go and costumes. Maybe it might not be too too bad I think
To be doot doot continued
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