I FINALLY got a new phone. It has my old number, but other then that, it's new. I am so glad that I got it, because I almost killed my whole family over the past two weeks. Um, oops? Oh well. The past is the past, and the past needs a one way ticket to hell. I hate the past. The present is much better, especially since I got a new phone. YAY COPING DEVICES!
I do miss my old phone though. I liked having a keyboard and endless wifi when my family drove to the black hole called my grandparent's house. Bragging that I have wifi still whenever nobody else does was really fun and useful.
Also, although this is extremely off topic, I have had at least seven sprains in the past year. I think I sprained my hand again, though. I CAN'T MOVE MY INDEX FINGER ON MY RIGHT HAND VERY MUCH ANYMORE! IT HURTS WHEN I TRY TO! :D My step-dad and my mom agreed with me. We all think that I am an idiot, because I smile when in pain and keep hurting myself in stupid ways. Who else do you know that can honestly say that they sprained their wrist by holding a sword the wrong way while fighting, sprained their ankle by skipping, or sprained their ankle by jumping off of a shed roof when there was a ladder five feet away from them. Yes, I have honestly done all of these things, and more
I'M STUPID!!!!!!!!!! XD.
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Angel's Rants
HumorI noticed that many people have little books of rants, so I decided to make one myself.
