you're canadian so you celebrate thanksgiving in october. your common-law partner calum was excited for the big turkey dinner that your family was preparing. your family had always loved calum, but had a suspicion that he was really weird. you two decided to give your parents a break from cooking and you started to carve the turkey.
"this reminds me of friends," calum blurted out, poking the crispy turkey.
"how so?" you ask. without hesitation, calum grabbed the cooked turkey, put his head in it and started dancing and doing a good 'ol cock a doodle do before running out the front door.
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happy late thanksgiving to all my canadian readers and i hope calum didn't steal your turkey.
