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𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍

I've been obsessed with these, they really make me laugh I hope they make you laugh as well! 

Ae-Ra: Namjoon, why do good people die young?

Namjoon: when you are in a garden full of flowers, which one do you pick?

Ae-Ra: the ugly ones

Namjoon: exactl-wait wait what? why?

Ae-Ra: because ugly bitches don't belong in my garden

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Jimin: so what's it like being roomates with Ae-Ra?

Jungkook: once, i asked her for water while she was pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and told me to wait

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Jin: was i really that drunk?

Ae-Ra: the police were called because you were all so loud and when he asked for your name, you motioned to your face and said "google it, bitch"

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Hoseok: so i just figured out the word 'hurt' has the same past, present, and future

Hoseok: you were hurt, you are hurt. you will be hurt

Hoseok: BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURTS, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

Namjoon: it's because... hurt is an adjective

Ae-Ra: you were stupid. you are stupid. you will be stupid.

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Yoongi: i'm not mad, i just want to know why you would want a fake ID

Ae-Ra:[incoherent mumbling]

Yoongi: pardon?

Ae-Ra:

Ae-Ra: you need to be over 18 at PetCo to hold puppies

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Ae-Ra's clone:[pointing at Ae-Ra] shoot HER, she's the clone

Taehyung: [aims at clone] the REAL Ae-Ra would never pass up an opportunity to die 

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Jimin: Rae, just GO TO THE HOSPITAL-

Ae-Ra: whose stab wound is this? is it our stab wound?! stay out of this!

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Taehyung: literally name ONE thing that's better than a dog

Ae-Ra: two dogs

Taehyung: SHIT U RIGHT

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Namjoon: hey Ae-Ra, do you like Eminem?

Ae-Ra: yeah they're pretty great, but i prefer the chocolate ones over the peanuts

Namjoon: oh no, i mean the rapper

Ae-Ra: why would you eat the wrapper?

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Yoongi: you need to stop doing weird shit, try going out sometime

Ae-Ra: i went to the park today

Yoongi: there you go i hope you got something from that

Ae-Ra:*opens coat* yeah this duck

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Namjoon: any cute things to call your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Hoseok: sugar

Jimin: honey

Jin: flour

Ae-Ra: egg

Jin: 1/2lb butter

Ae-Ra: stir

Jin: pour into a pan

Ae-Ra: preheat to 350 degrees

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐝! 𝐈 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐮𝐲𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐬 𝐈 𝐝𝐢𝐝, 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐦 𝐦𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞?

𝐈 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐬𝐨 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐛𝐮𝐦 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐁𝐓𝐒 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐤?

𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟; 𝐀𝐧𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐛𝐮𝐦