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Jungkook: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Namjoon: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Taehyung: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Ae-Ra: I joined you in the dumb stuff.

Seokjin: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

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Jimin: how do jungkook and ae-ra usually get out of these messes?

Yoongi: they don't. they just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out

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Seokjin: if you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Jimin: maybe a bit tipsy

Jungkook: drunk

Yoongi: wasted

Ae-Ra: dead

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Hoseok: tomorrow is trash day, just a reminder

Ae-Ra: *immediately stands up and walks outside to sit on the curb*

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Jungkook: why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? honestly, i would just be excited to have a bunk bed!

Jimin:

Hoseok:

Ae-Ra: im gonna tell him-

Seokjin: dont you dare

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Yoongi: i have no feelings

Ae-Ra: *exists*

Yoongi: what are these... are they... feelings?

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Ae-Ra: jimin is my bf

Hoseok: do you mean best friend or boyfriend?

Ae-Ra: yes

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Namjoon: there are 8 chairs and 13 kids, what do you do?

Yoongi: have everyone stand

Hoseok: bring 5 more chairs!

Seokjin: the most important ones can sit

Ae-Ra: kill 5 of them

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Jimin: did you know that apparently when you get a song stuck in your head, its because your fated partner is singing it?

Taehyung: thats so cool!

Jungkook: okay then who the fUCK has been singing baby shark at 3 am for the past month?!

Ae-Ra: *panics*

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Jungkook: im an idiot

Ae-Ra:

Jungkook:

Ae-Ra: if youre waiting for me to disagree this is going to be a long night

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Ae-Ra: i am the most responsible person in the group

Hoseok: but you just set the kitchen on fire

Ae-Ra: yes and i take full responsibility for that

𝐇𝐞𝐲 𝐠𝐮𝐲𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲'𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫! 𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐟𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨 𝐨𝐮𝐭, 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐨 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐬. 𝐈 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐟𝐞 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲'𝐚𝐥𝐥! 𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐲!

𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲: 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭?

𝐈 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰, 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐈 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐫! 𝐒𝐨 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐡 :)