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I know you guys really enjoy these chapters, so here is another one! A little filler while I'm working on requests :)

*at the zoo*

Taehyung: what are they in for?

Namjoon: this isn't a prison

Taehyung: so they can leave?

Namjoon: well, no

Ae-Ra: *pointing at a penguin* I bet that one killed someone

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Jungkook: you've made me very upset

Ae-Ra: baby

Jungkook: now is not the time for pet names

Ae-Ra: no. i'm calling you a baby. i'm insulting you

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Seokjin: apologise to taehyung

Ae-Ra: fine

Ae-Ra: unfuck you, or whatever

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Hoseok, nervously: hey um, do you have a date for tonight's christmas dinner party?

Ae-Ra: i sure do

Hoseok, frowns: you do?

Ae-Ra: it's december 25th

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Namjoon: where's jungkook?

Ae-Ra: somewhere disappointing god

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Seokjin: i think bdsm is interesting

Hueningkai: what's bdsm?

Ae-Ra, panicking: BIBLE STUDY DISCUSSIONS AND MIRACLES-

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Taehyung: it's pretty cold outside... wanna hold hands? we should stay close

Jimin, blushing: okay 

Ae-Ra: it's summer...

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Jungkook: i wish i had a super-tight knit group of friends that i could commit crimes with 

Yoongi: i wish i had a super-tight knit group of friends

Ae-Ra: i wish i had friends

Hoseok: i wish i could knit

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Taehyung: what's the signal if something goes wrong?

Ae-Ra: how about 'oh shit'

Taehyung: that's good. i can work with that

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Jimin: what does 'take out' mean

Seokjin: food

Namjoon: dating

Ae-Ra: murder

Yoongi: could be all three if you're bold enough

𝐇𝐞𝐲 𝐠𝐮𝐲𝐬, 𝐈 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐮𝐲𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬! 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥. 𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐟𝐞, 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐟 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 :(

𝐖𝐡𝐨'𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝?

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