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I love these so I wanted to share them with you... So enjoy.

*Middle of the Night*

Ae-Ra:*trying to get Jungkook's attention by throwing rocks at his window from outside*

Jungkook:*via text* why are you throwing rocks at my window? You have a phone for a reason

*loud bang*

Jungkook: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR FUCKING PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

—

Jin: i'm hot, right?

Ae-Ra: well technically yo-

Jin: see, even the thermometer says 103

Jin: that shit exceeded out of 100

Ae-Ra:

Ae-Ra: sit yo ass down, you have a fever asshat

—

[skipping rocks on a lake]

Jimin: what a beautiful night, right Ae-Ra?

Ae-Ra, whispering: take that you fucking lake

—

Jungkook: uh... hey, can i ask you a question?

Ae-Ra: yeah?

Jungkook: why are we lying on the ground?

Ae-Ra: you got knocked out, so i laid down next you so people would think we're just chilling

—

Namjoon: i'm single... you're single... you know what that means

Ae-Ra: yeah

Ae-Ra: we ugly

—

Ae-Ra:[tapping fingers on table]

Taehyung:[taps back furiously]

Hoseok: ...what's going on?

Yoongi: morse code. they're talking.

Ae-Ra: .... .-- .- .-. .- -. --. / .... -.-- ..- -. --. ... / -.. --- -. - / .-.. --- ...- . / ..-

Taehyung:[slams hands on table] YOU TAKE THAT BACK

—

Ae-Ra:(getting pulled over) this is obviously a misunderstanding!

Cop: you slapped a cyclist off his bike with a pool noodle

—

Yoongi: for someone who's 70% water you don't look very refreshing

Ae-Ra: BUUUURRRRNNNNNNN

Namjoon:... water cannot be burned

Ae-Ra:

Ae-Ra: EVAPORAAAATEEE

—

Namjoon: you fainted, do you remember anything?

Jimin: only the ambulance ride to the hospital

Yoongi: that wasn't an ambulance, i drove you

Jimin: but i heard a siren

Namjoon: that was Ae-Ra

Ae-Ra: sorry i got nervous

𝐈 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐮𝐲𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐈 𝐝𝐢𝐝! 𝐈 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫. 𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐯𝐨𝐭𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫! 𝐁𝐲𝐞!

𝐀𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲'𝐚𝐥𝐥. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭?

𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐲 𝐁𝐓𝐒.