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𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍

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*talking to the cashier at the gift shop*

Ae-Ra: hey, can you recommend me a good gift?

Cashier: what do you have in mind? how about a bouquet of flowers?

Ae-Ra: no.... i was thinking of a block of cheese

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Jungkook: DATING TIP; hold the door for your date. rip the door off its hinges. use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. establish dominance

Ae-Ra: im really beginning to see why you're still single

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Hoseok: why is rae always doing the laundry so loudly

Yoongi: to let everyone know that no one helps in this house

Ae-Ra in the distance: *slams the washing machine door*

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Ae-Ra: fuck this world, its shit. i wanna die. you, me everyone is a bitch

Jin: laNGUAGE

Ae-Ra: sexual intercourse this world, its ye defecation. i crave death. thou, i, everyone art female dog

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Ae-Ra: i gave bang pd a get better soon card

Taehyung: thats surprisingly nice of you

Ae-Ra: he wasnt sick i just thought he should do better

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Ae-Ra: jail is no fun, i know that

Yoongi, surprised: you've been there too?

Ae-Ra: once, in monopoly

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Namjoon: can you reccomend me a book that made you cry

Ae-Ra: general mathematics 6th edition

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[at a restaurant]

Ae-Ra: hey, are you single

Jimin: yes i am

Ae-Ra: *takes away the extra chair in front of him*

Ae-Ra: thanks

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Ae-Ra: truth or dare

Hoseok: truth

Ae-Ra: what's your credit card number

Hoseok: dare

Ae-Ra: tell me your credit card number

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Jimin: you're smiling, did something good happen?

Ae-Ra: cant I just smile because I feel like it?

Jin: jungkook tripped and fell in the parking lot

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Ae-Ra: am I in trouble?

Namjoon: have a guess

Ae-Ra: no?

Namjoon: have another guess

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Taehyung:[lying awake in bed] hey are you asleep yet?

Ae-Ra: yes

Taehyung: oh okay i wont bother you then

*Two hours later*

Taehyung:

Taehyung: wait a fucking second

𝐇𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬! 𝐒𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐝𝐨𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨 𝐈 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲'𝐚𝐥𝐥! 𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐚𝐲. 𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐮𝐲𝐬!

𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫: 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭?

𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐇𝐨𝐭 𝐂𝐡𝐨𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞, 𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐜𝐨𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩𝐬 :)