Battle of the Companions

Group of Pudding Brains

Hiya, peeps. Yes, I know, please stop yelling. It's been ages. I'm so sorry. But with schoool crap and family crap I haven't had much time to write. And then I couldn't think of anything to write. I wrote about six drafts of this before I decided on something. I wish I was kidding. Anyway, sorry if this isn't great, I just wanted to have something to publish.

(Ten's POV)

"DOCTOR!"

"It's, er, you see... it's complicated."

I winced as Rose glared at me. The Doctor, the other one, had walked into the TARDIS a few minutes ago with two girls, a guy and a woman that looked strangely familiar.

Rose was yelling at me. I guess she just didn't want to accept that I regenerated. The Doctor stepped in.

"Rose, you know it's not his fault! Well, actually, it is. He was being a stupid prat trying to save someone and got himself killed. Myself. Whatever. The point is, you shouldn't yell at him. Don't you see, he lo-"

I glared at him. Stop right there. He did, then frowned and started fiddling with his screwdriver.

One of the girls, the ginger one, coughed. "Um, well us girls have a bit of catching up to do. We'll explain everything to Rose." She spoke with a strong Scottish accent. All of the girls moved off into a group. I swung a lever back and forth, staring at the ground.

I looked up as I was joined by Eleven, Jack and the other guy.

"Doctor, this is Rory," said Eleven, gesturing to the man. "Rory Pond."

"Actually, Doctor, It doesn't work like that."

"Shut up, pudding brain. Oooooh," His face lit up. " Pudding brain. That's good. I like that. Remind me to use that later."

I saw something move out the corner of my eye. Jack was sneaking over to the girls. I grabbed his sleeve and tugged him over.

"None of you have said anything to Rose?" I asked.

"Not. A. Word." said the Doctor. "But I would recommend telling her soon. About, you know..." I silenced him with a glare.

"Come on, Doctor." Jack groaned.

"Um, what are we doing today, Doctor?" Rory looked at both of us. "Either of you, I don't mind."

"Well," I started, "I planned on having a Nerf gun war." Jack grinned. " We can combine the room of both TARDISs to give us more room. Could be fun..."

"And...?" Rory prompted.

"And," I looked around and lowered my voice, grabbing Jacks sleeve; he was inching his way over to the girls. "We're doing it because it's Rose's birthday tomorrow. She didn't want to tell me, but I looked it up. And I thought it might be nice. For a present." I straightened up and looked at the girls. "Anyway, Doctor, who're your companions?"

"Well," he pointed to the ginger girl. "That's Amy. Amy Pond. Very feisty, watch out for her." He pointed to the short brunette. "That's Clara Oswald. Also very sassy.." He trailed off.

"And her?" I gestured to the woman with the gigantic hair.

"Oh, that's River. Professor River Song."

"Professor Song..." The name seemed familiar. " Wait. Isn't she-"

"Spoilers." said the Doctor.

Sorry I havent included Danny Pink or Twelve. I wrote this before they existed. Anyway. Like? Comment? Share? Vote? Thanks a million, guys. Peace off. Boop.