OH, I LOVE LED ZEPPELIN || Tom Holland/Peter Parker Imagines

Oblivious || Part 1

Was the grim reaper after you or something? You'd almost died 4 times this week each time surviving with no injuries or bruises

On Monday you'd been hit by a car, hard enough to fly over the damned thing but you were fine

On Wednesday you choked on a sweet but you just kept choking, you kept choking until the sweet had literally dissolved in your throat

On Thursday you got mugged, 3 guys came up to you and tried to take your purse and when you refused you were sure they'd stabbed you but when you got home there was no scar

And on Saturday you literally watched a black widow spider bite you but her to no avail you flicked it off and walked away like nothing had happened

You were beginning to question your own existence when you finally decided that the answer to all your questions was at avengers tower

You enter the lobby to be greeted by who you assume is who everyone calls Jarvis

"Hello, how may I help you?" You almost jumped but with what you've experienced this week alone you just shrugged and looked at the ceiling

"Uhhh... I have a problem and I'd like to speak to the avengers about it?" You questioned glancing round in circles trying to figure out where the voice had come from

"That's very bold of you, what is your problem?"
"I keep dying but... I don't die?" The voice was silent for a while almost calculating what you had said

"What do you mean?" It finally asked
"Well I should have died 4 times this week but I just didn't, I just carried on like nothing ever happened"
"Please step into the lift, you will go through security protocol before you are allowed into the building"

"Do you want me to leave my bag and coat somewhere?" The avengers that were now watching you on the monitor seemed confused by your question

You were willing to leave your stuff just anywhere? You were obviously desperate to figure out what was going on

"You can leave them with security" you nod affirmingly stepping  out of the elevator smiling gently at the security

"You can just leave your bag and coat in that box, we'll need to pay you down  and then Jarvis will guide you to where you need to go"

You nod again smiling waiting patiently whilst they put you down, when you're done he points you down a corridor and you begin your trek

"So Jarvis, what's it like being an AI?"
"Well I get to listen to every conversation anyone has in this building"
"Sounds interesting, left or right?"
"Right, yes they aren't as serious as you'd think"

"That sounds like information you shouldn't be telling me" you chuckle suddenly opening a door to be greeted by a group of about 15 people

"Hello, you had a question?"
"Uhhhh... hi, I'm y/n and I don't die"
"Sit, sit and explain your situation"

You walk towards the table they're all sat at and sit next to Black Widow and The Winter Soldier

"Well I'm the last week I've been hit by a car hard enough to fly over it, choked on a sweet until it dissolved in my throat, pretty sure I got stabbed but like? It just? Disappeared? And I got bit by a black widow spider"

They all stare at you for a few moments in stunned silence before Tony begins to make noises that you assume mean are him trying to explain what's happening

"Are you sure you got stabbed?"
"Well I felt it, and like I felt the knife like in my stomach but when I got home there was nothing there"
"Can I shoot you?"
"NATASHA!"

"WHAT?!" You laugh watching them all glare at her intensely
"You can't just ask to shoot people" you hear one of them whisper

"Hey everyone, school was boring-"
"Parker?" Everyone freezes, they're either staring at you or the boy whilst he's staring at you like a deer in the headlights
"Heyyyyy y/n"

You stare at him for a few seconds piecing it all together in your head, he constantly disappears, he kept skipping out on school, the Washington monument thing, the school trip round Europe

"Ohhhhhh okay, yeah that makes much more sense than a male escort" you turn back round looking at everyone once more "now, who wants to stab me?"