ScottHasALongName Today at 8:12 PM
Good news and bad news.
NotARealFox Today at 8:12PM
Oh boy...
MeghanBurry17 Today at 8:13 PM
What happened?
ScottHasALongName Today at 8:13 PM
Good news, Joel, Lizzie should be coming down to dinner now. Also, D&D is still on for tomorrow night.
NotARealFox Today at 8:13 PM
WAHOOOO!
JoelishBeans Today at 8:13 PM
Thank you so so so much!!
Husky King Joey Today at 8:13 PM
Bad news?
ScottHasALongName Today at 8:13 PM
Yeah, well... Lizzie declared war on me...
NotARealFox Today at 8:14 PM
Oh no...
Husky King Joey Today at 8:14 PM
Content!?!?!
MeghanBurry17 Today at 8:14 PM
JOEY!
Be nice.
Husky King Joey Today at 8:14 PM
That was me being nice?
ScottHasALongName Today at 8:14 PM
I hate to see you being mean...
Anyways, any of you want to join my team?
MeghanBurry17 Today at 8:15 PM
I'll get back to you on that...
JoelishBeans Today at 8:15 PM
TTYL!
Lizzie's here!
NotARealFox Today at 8:15 PM
I'm not sure... Did you not learn from your time as the Chicken Bandit that Lizzie is like... The scariest person ever?
ScottHasALongName Today at 8:15 PM
Thanks for the vote of confidence there...
NotARealFox Today at 8:16 PM
Any time.
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"Jooooooooooel!" Lizzie's voice came from upstairs.
Joel sent a good-bye message to the chat before shutting his phone off.
"It's about time..." Joel joked to her, as she ran down the stairs.
"I just declared war on Scott."
"I know." Joel said. Lizzie looked at him in confusion. "Let's talk about it over dinner."
"Alright," Lizzie nodded, feeling her stomach rumble with hunger.
"So, what happened?"
"He tried to attack my cat castle with an army of chickens. You would think he would have learned to keep his chickens away from me after last time, but clearly he didn't. Then things escalated and now... We're having a war."
"Alright, I'll help you if you promise to stop breeding cats for now."
"Of course!"
"Thank God, she has come to her senses." Joel whispered.
"I can hardly bring baby cats into a war zone. I'll just have to crush Scott's hopes and dreams first! Then I can continue the path to three million."
Joel's jaw dropped.
"Three... Million?" He asked.
"Mmm! This is yummy!" Lizzie said, taking a bite of her taco. Taco Tuesdays were her favorite.
Joel just watched in confusion. He would have to talk more to the others, but that could wait until after Lizzie went to bed. For now, he would just have to cope.
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The One Life War
Fanfiction"You know what, Scott? I've had enough of your perkiness. From now on, we are at WAR! You understand me?! War! Your chickens will BURN! Everything you love will die! YOU WILL HAVE NOTHING!" "Fine, Lizzie, if that's what you want!" "It is!" "Alright...
