In The Woods

3

Third Person P.O.V.
"THAT'S NOT A PLACE TO PISS DUMBASS!" The scream woke everyone up. "I thought it was a log," Pete snapped. "THAT WAS MY BAG!" Simon screamed. Maddie began laughing. "MADDIE! SHUT UP! YOU WOULDN'T BE HAPPY IF IT HAPPENED TO YOU!" Bram yelled. "I know how it feels. You peed on my fucking couch last week," Maddie smirked. Bram immediately shut up. "I'm sorry... On your couch?" Ari asked. Yes. On my couch," Maddie responded. "OK, but did anyone see Mariana over there? Ari was literally on top of Maddie last night," Billie smirked. Maddie was now laughing as she watched Ari slowly move away. "I bet Maddie was warm last night," Khaled said. "Yeah, I was," Maddie said, and Pete looked annoyed. "YOU TWO AREN'T DATING! ARIANA DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU BEFORE YESTERDAY! STOP ACTING LIKE SHE LOVES YOU!" Pete screamed. "What if I actually love her though?" Ari asked. Pete looked even angrier. "YOU CAN'T JUST DATE A GIRL LIKE THAT! YOU WILL DISAPPOINT THE WORLD!" Pete screamed. "Who gives a shit. Also, no. You're the only one who's upset," Cardi said. Justin was now crying. "LEAVE PETE ALONE!" he sobbed. Billie was videoing him, cracking up. "Well, we're going to go get tents. Can you guys be trusted not to kill each other while we're gone?" Simon asked. "Probably not," Offset responded. "Good, that's perfect," Maddie said, and the three idiots ran off.
A while later, they came back with tents and a bunch of food and alcohol. "MOMMY! THE GIRLS WERE FIGHTING!" Justin screamed when they returned. "I'm not your mother," Maddie said. Pete was smiling and Ariana was avoiding looking at him. "WHAT DID YOU DO DAVIDSON?" Simon asked. "Nothing," Pete smirked. Ari walked over to Maddie and grabbed her arm. "Uh, hi," Maddie said, but got no response. "He wouldn't leave her alone the whole time. I'm not sure what was said, but..." Billie trailed off. Maddie groaned in irritation. "WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?" Gabbie yelled. Taylor began screaming back at her. Maddie groaned and turned the other way. "You know what, we're done," Shawn snapped, walking away from Camila. "Dude, she didn't say anything to you," Lauren snapped. "Fuck off Jauregay. You have no place to speak," Shawn snarled. Dude, what did we walk into?" Bram asked. "I don't know, but someone's crying," Simon groaned. "Uh, you mean Camila?" Maddie asked. "Na, Justin," Simon said, confused. "I JUST WANTED A LEAF!" Justin cried, as he tried to punch a tree. "Ari, you can let go of her now. Pete went off to take a piss," Bram said, but Ari shook her head. "Dude, what the fuck did he say to you?" Maddie asked. "I don't want to talk about it," Ari said.
"I'M SO HUNGRY! AAAAAAAAAAAH!" Khaled yelled. "EAT SOME FRITOS!" Maddie yelled. Soon, the sound of crunching was heard. "ALRIGHT! IT'S TIME TO PLAY... WHO'S SEX TOY IS THIS?" Maddie yelled, kicking something that was originally hidden in leaves. Pete ran over and began trying to grab it. Maddie was stepping on it, pushing it further into the ground. "STOP IT YOU DUMB BITCH!" Pete screamed, shoving her. A rock immediately flew towards Pete's head. Ari looked at him with pure hatred in her eyes. "OK, maybe they will actually date," Cardi said. "That would be weird. Think about it," Gabbie said. "It would be even weirder if I dated Pete," Simon said, then groaned. "JETE!" Maddie screamed. "THAT'S NOT MY NAME ANYMORE! ALSO, FUCK NO!" Simon yelled. "Fine, Pemon, Simete," Maddie  laughed. "Mariana, Millie, Laudie. OK, that one sucks," Camila groaned. "Camriana, Camren, Shawmila," Lauren said, then smirked seeing the reactions of the people. "DID YOU JUST CONFIRM SOMETHING?" Billie yelled. "Nope, I didn't," Lauren said. "Pustin," Cardi laughed. "That's in one of my fanfics," Maddie laughed. "Maddie, fanfics? What?" Ari asked. "Oh yeah. She wrote about you and her fucking," Simon said. "SHUT UP OR I WILL PLAY BTS! BTS SUCKS ASS!" Maddie screamed. "They're not bad people," Billie said. "OK, but BLACKPINK is better. Also, they seem fun to hang out with. Seriously. Those girls are chaotic crackheads," Maddie said, laughing. "So are you," Nicki said. Pete walked back, obviously in pain. "What did you do Petey?" Simon asked, trying not to laugh. "I wiped my ass with a leaf. It was poison ivy," Pete said. Everyone burst out laughing.