In The Woods

7

Third Person P.O.V.
"FACE IT! SHE WILL NEVER LOVE YOU!" Everyone woke up to Pete screaming at someone. Upon further inspection, they all found him glaring at Ari, who looked unhappy. "Pete, are you talking to yourself, because obviously, Ariana will never love you," Maddie said, irritated. "NO YOU DUMB BITCH! I WAS TELLING HER YOU WOULD NEVER LOVE HER!" Pete yelled. "OK, and that explains why I've loved her for the past several years. Hmmm, alright," Maddie said. "NO YOU DON'T! YOU DON'T KNOW HER LIKE I DO!" Pete yelled. "I don't think Maddie is the type to just know someone as a human sex toy, but OK," Simon said. Pete grabbed something and tried to throw it at Simon. Since it was a leaf, it didn't go far. Ari had moved over to Maddie and Justin was licking a tree. "OWWWWWWWW!" Justin screamed. "What now Microcock?" Billie asked. "I got a splinter in my tongue," Justin whined. "Billie, did you say Microcock? I love that," Lauren said, smirking. "I like that, but Tinydick is pretty good too," Camila said. "Sounds like Maddie's fanfics," Bram said. "Exactly," Nicki said, then tripped over a frog. "Nicki, did you really just do that?" Offset asked, while Cardi was videoing again. "CARDI! STOP!" Nicki yelled. "What? I'm videoing nature," Cardi said, trying not to laugh. "YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN!" Taylor was singing while walking around. "Oh damn, she sounds terrible," Gabbie groaned. "THIS IS HOW BACTERIA TALK!" Bram yelled. "BAD MICROBES!" Khaled yelled. "SHUT UP ABOUT BIOLOGy!" Maddie yelled. "Maddie, I wanna fuck you," Billie said. "Uh, Billie, the fuck?" Shawn asked. "Billie, I don't wanna fuck you," Maddie laughed. "What about Ari?" Simon asked. "Now, that's a person I wanna fuck," Maddie said, smirking and looking at Ari. "SEE! SHE DOES SEE HER AS A HUMAN SEX TOY!" Pete yelled, still pissed about the conversation before. "Have you ever heard about a joke dumbass?" Ari asked, irritated. "Dude, I thought you were gay anyways. Why are you still trying to get with Ari?" Bram asked. "Publicity, duh," Pete said. "Wow, that's all she meant to you. Fucking asshole," Billie snarled. "They get in you, they wait and they start growing," Justin said, trying to pull the splinter out of his tongue. "I can't wait to go home," Ari sighed. "Why? Because you wanna get away from me?" Maddie laughed. "No, not you, but someone else," Ari responded. "WAIT! YOU ACTUALLY LIKE ME AS A PERSON! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Maddie yelled, acting surprised. "Meeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooowwwwww," Nicki said, reading something. Offset secretly recorded it and posted it saying Nicki was on drugs. ""Hi," Bram said, moving against Simon. "STOP   JUXTACRINE SIGNALING!" Maddie yelled.
"I don't know how, but we've already ran out of food," Maddie said. "You don't know how?" Camila asked, glancing at Khaled, who was eating a... branch? "DUDE! THAT IS NOT FOOD!" Shawn yelled. "Shawdie. Wow, that's so bad," Taylor said. "Yeah, I know it's bad," Offset said. "Ew, no," Maddie said, hearing the conversation. "I'll go get some more food. We're only here for two or three more days, right?" Bram asked. "Yep. Thanks Bean," Maddie said.
Everyone was messing around in a clearing and thinking about making a fire. Simon was off taking a piss and Pete had apparently gone off to do the same. "OH SHIT! FUCK OFF!" The scream rang through the trees. "SIMON! WHAT HAPPENED!" Maddie yelled. "PETE TRIED TO TOUCH MY DICK!" Simon yelled, running back to the group. "SHMOO!" Justin yelled, then began crying because he couldn't break a branch. "Why is he so childish?" Lauren groaned. "I have no clue," Cardi said. ""STOP IT NICKI!" Gabbie yelled. "WHY CAN'T I SHOW MY ASS TO THIS TREE?" Nicki screamed back.
"OK, so I was just texting Jennie and..." Maddie began. "Could you shut up for once about Jennie? Shit, it's fucking annoying," Simon snapped. "Oh, like you never shut up about Love Simon the movie. I mean, you and your boyfriend changed your names because of it. You're calling me the annoying one?" Maddie scoffed. "Next thing you know, you won't even talk to me or Bram. It'll just be you talking to celebrities. You will become one of them. Bitchy towards everyone," Simon snapped. "Wait, you won't keep in touch with anyone? What about Taylor and Gabbie? I'm not the only one who talks to celebrities here," Maddie laughed. "Can you two stop fighting? It's making my epidermis sad," Justin said. "Are you two actually fighting anyways?" Shawn asked. "Na, that was all planned out," Simon laughed. "OK, but Justin said his epidermis was sad. HIS SKIN!" Billie exclaimed. Pete ate a fly.