In The Woods

10

Third Person P.O.V.
Soon, everyone heard Simon yelling again. Then, Pete joined in. Lastly, Bram was heard in the fight. "Oh God," Gabbie groaned. "Ariana, what are you doing?" Billie laughed. "Uh, nothing," Ari smirked. "STOP PUTTING WEIRD FILTERS ON MY FACE!" Maddie exclaimed. "Aww, but I want to," Ari groaned. " NO!" Maddie yelled, jumping onto a branch and climbing a tree. "WOW! MADDIE IS UP IN A TREE!" Justin screamed excitedly. "Yes Microcock, we all see that," Billie said. "THAT'S IT! WE'RE THROUGH!" Pete yelled from wherever he was. "WE WERE NEVER TOGETHER DUMBASS!" Simon screamed. "I JUST WANNA BE FUCKED IN THE ASS!" Bram screeched. "OOF!" Maddie yelled. "Maddie, shh," Lauren hissed. "MAGGIE! WHERE ARE YOU!" Pete yelled, his voice getting louder. Everyone immediately began to climb into trees. Justin crouched in a bush instead. Pete ran into the area and spotted Justin immediately. Justin ended up shitting in his pants again. "LITTLE PENIS BOY! WHERE ARE THEY!" Pete bellowed. "In the trees," Justin answered. "FUCKING IDIOT!" Nicki screamed. Pete began looking up into the trees. The dumbass couldn't see anyone though.
Finally, everyone was back at the tents. "I'm hungry," Khaled said. "Wow, the time here is almost over," Billie said. "I want to go home," Taylor groaned. "DON'T WE ALL!" Gabbie yelled. "AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Maddie yelled. "Maddie, can you text Brian and tell him to let the dogs out? My phone just died," Ari groaned. "Oh, I have a portable charger that is solar powered. Use that. Also, yeah, I'll text him. Just give me his number," Maddie laughed. "CAN I HAVE HIS NUMBER TOO?" Simon yelled. "NO!" a random old man yelled, then walked away. "Maddie, group chat time," Bram whispered. "YES!" Justin exclaimed. "Uh, no. Not going to happen," Maddie laughed. "PLEASE!" Bram and Justin yelled. "NO!" Shawn yelled. "SHUT UP!" the old man yelled.
Everyone went into another area later. "OOOOOOOH! IT SMELLS LIKE ASS!" Pete yelled. "Well, you and Justin are here," Camila said. "Dude... that was... true," Lauren said. "I seed a trees. It were big," Justin said, amazed. "HOLY HELL! THAT GRAMMAR SUCKED!" Maddie yelled. "Oh, you think that's bad. Lauren, do you remember that time that person sent you that long paragraph on Twitter and all of the grammar was wrong?" Camila asked. "Yes, I do remember that. I also remember blocking that person," Lauren said. "Oh, I saw the screenshot going around the internet. The story said 'when i were the child i talk to my friends when i had sad it tell me acting happy but smile at the time'. Oh man, I love that," Billie laughed. "BILLIE! NO! DO NOT BRING BACK THOSE MEMORIES!" Lauren yelled. "Bram, what are you doing?" Nicki asked. "Shoving a stick up my ass," Bram answered. "Uh, OK," Offset said. "Yeah, um, alright," Khaled said.
The next Day:
"Maddie, did you spam Brian all night?" Ari asked. "Uh, maybe. I also may have spammed everyone from BLACKPINK. Next time I spam people, I'm gonna get the numbers of the members of BTS and keep sending them messages about how they suck ass," Maddie said. "Dude, that's mean," Gabbie said. "Who said Maddie was nice," Taylor scoffed. "SHUT UP YOU DUMB BITCH!" Justin yelled, at a rock. Pete joined him and began slapping the rock. "Dear God, they are both stupid," Billie groaned. "Billie, do you know who ate my Pringles?" Bram asked. "Simon ate them after you left to see Tyler as revenge," Billie answered. "BILLIE! FUCK YOU!" Simon yelled, running away. "It was a joke. Bram, remember? You ate them," Camila said slowly. Simon was slapping Bram away. "Ow, ow, ow, ow, oh," Bram said. "Wow, Bram is quite stupid too," Nicki mumbled. "Nicki, shh," Shawn hissed. "Na, let her get hit by a rock," Cardi said. That's what happened.
"I'ma fuck her in the ass. Gonna fuck her in the ass. Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass,ass,ass,ass," Offset free styled. "That was... AWESOME!" Nicki exclaimed. "Nicki, no it wasn't," Billie said. "YOU'RE NOT A RAPPER SO YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOOD!" Nicki screamed. "HEY! NO ONE BUT ME SCREAMS AT BILLIE!" Maddie yelled. "Why do you get to yell at her?" Justin asked, pouting. "Because... I don't like anyone taking my hot fries," Maddie sighed. Billie smirked, hiding the bag of chips behind her back. "BILLIE! NO!" Maddie yelled, laughing.