In The Woods

5

Third Person P.O.V.
"Aaldsfkjdaklsgjhkgdjkflsfahdslhbnvzxmnv," Maddie said informatively. "Uh, what?" Billie asked. "It's gibberish. I'm very fluent in it," Maddie laughed. "I can tell," Nicki said. "I'm fluent in French," Pete said. "Oh, OK then. How do you say hello?" Bram asked. "Bone jaw," Pete said, then looked super proud. "Uh, bone jaw?" Maddie asked, trying not to laugh. "That's like saying salmon vanilla," Camila laughed. "OK, so I have a serious question. If animals understand us humans when we talk, then what language do they think in?" Khaled asked. "Dude, I have no idea. I've literally thought about that a lot," Maddie said. "You've also thought about cars dreaming and weird quotes a lot," Ari said. "I'M BROKEN BOTTLES ONE!" Simon yelled. "I'M BROKEN BOTTLES TWO!" Bram yelled. "NO! YOU'RE ETHEL AND BIANCA!" Billie yelled. "I'M LAYLA!" Maddie yelled. "I'M A CAT!" Justin yelled, trying to jump off of a log. He began crying when he didn't look cool. "You never look cool," Gabbie said.
"THANK THE SHEEP!" Simon yelled. Everyone was hanging out in trees, except for Khaled because... duh. "ARI! GO AWAY!" Maddie laughed. "I thought you loved me," Ari said, pretending to be offended. "No. I loved Shawn, remember," Maddie laughed, and Ari smirked. "I don't really love you," Shawn said. Maddie immediately began cracking up, nearly falling off of the branch. Bram was climbing down from a tree. "I'm gonna go get some chicken to make," he said. "OH NO YOU'RE NOT!" Simon yelled, jumping down next to him. "YOU... CAN'T... MAKE... CHICKEN!" Maddie yelled. "LISTEN! I'VE BEEN TRYING REALLY HARD AND I THINK I'VE MASTERED IT! JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE YOU ASSHOLES!" Bram screeched. "Oooooowwwww, damn. That hurt my ears," Taylor groaned. "I HAVE A SPLINTER IN MY ASS!" Nicki screeched, making Taylor cover her ears again. Cardi was laughing at her, and Taylor tried to throw leaves at her. Obviously that didn't work, so Cardi just kept laughing. "Something is touching my ten inches," Pete said. "It's not ten inches," Maddie whispered. "It's 9.99," Simon hissed, and him and Maddie smirked. "To be honest, it's more like 5, but OK," Ari said, trying not to laugh. "OH HELL NO! IT'S NOT FIVE INCHES!" Pete yelled. Billie was smirking and said, "Oh yeah. It's about the same size as Justin's... one centimeter." "MINE'S NOT THAT SMALL!" Justin cried, pulling down his pants. "Where is it? I don't see it," Bram laughed. "Wait, I think I found it... Never mind, that was a piece of dirt," Camila said, laughing. Justin ran off crying, with his pants still around his ankles. "Did anyone get that on video?" Gabbie asked. "Yep, I did. I also posted it on Twitter," Lauren said. "THAT'S SO RUDE! YOU BOTCH SLITCH HOE BANG! HOW DARE YOU DO SOMETHING SO CRITICALLY SERIOUSLY BAD!" Pete yelled, in frustration. "I would laugh at the terrible grammar, but he's about to throw something at us, so..." Maddie trailed off. Pete didn't though. He just stormed off into the woods, yelling about assholes and dicks the whole way.
"What's a panini?" Justin asked, later that day. "a sandwich made with Italian bread, usually toasted," Shawn answered. "So, Lil Nas X is singing about a sandwich?" Billie asked. "This is why I've lost faith in music," Maddie said. "I think he meant panini in a different way," Offset said. "I want a panini," Nicki said. "I'm hungry," Khaled said. "Aren't you always hungry you fat ass?" Pete asked. He had, sadly, come back to the group. "Why won't he leave?" Simon hissed. "Because he loves you," Ari said. "FUCK OFF GRANDE!" Simon yelled. "I'M A PICKLEEEEEE FRUITABLE!" Justin yelled. "Uh, what?" Cardi asked. "I'M HUNGRY!" Khaled boomed. "GET YOURSELF SOME FOOD! DAMN!" Gabbie yelled. "Ari, what are you doing?" Billie asked, smirking. "Maddie is texting someone and I'm trying to see who it is," Ari responded. "That's creepy dude," Offset said. "I'm just texting Jennie. I don't know why she isn't responding though," Maddie said, laughing. "I wouldn't respond to a random number either, so stop acting so dramatic," Nicki grumbled. "OK, but Ari told her who I was. Also, I was joking. She responded just now dumbass," Maddie snapped. "WHO'S JENNIE?" Bram yelled, confused. "Some K-Poop bitch," Simon responded. "Ha, K-Poop," Camila laughed. "BTS SUCKS ASS!" Maddie yelled. "STOP DOING THE IT BECAUSE YOU'RE ANNOYING AND IT'S MAD MAKING ME AND IT!" Pete yelled.