In The Woods

11

Third Person P.O.V.
"Wait, so tomorrow is the last day? Damn it, I thought it was today," Taylor groaned. "Yeah, same," Nicki mumbled. "Maddie, you're moving in with me... the end," Ari said. "I didn't consent to this," Maddie laughed. "OH! MY! GOD! I'M GOOD LOOKING!" Bram yelled randomly. "OH! MY! GOD! NO ONE CARES!" Khaled yelled. "I CARE!" Simon yelled, then added, "Well, maybe I don't..." "WHY DON'T YOU CARE?" Bram cried. "OK, why is he so emotional lately?" Billie questioned. "Why are you so emotional lately?" Maddie asked, smirking. "She's not dumbass," Pete snapped. "Ever heard of a joke dude?" Camila asked, irritated. "Camila, don't talk to him. He doesn't deserve to get any of your comments. Not because you're comments are terrible, but because he's a piece of shit that needs to be kicked off the face of the Earth," Lauren said. "Honestly, true," Ari said. "Ari, really? You had to agree with that?" Maddie asked, smirking. "THAT'S IT! I'M SICK OF ALL OF YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT PETE! HE'S NOT A BAD GUY, SO LEAVE HIM ALONE BEFORE I KNOCK YOUR TEETH OUT!" Justin screamed. "Oh, I'm so scared," Offset laughed. "Yeah, he's totally strong enough to knock our teeth out," Cardi snickered. "Wait! Justin's right though... He said Pete wasn't a bad guy. That's true because... Billie is the bad guy," Shawn said. "Shut up," Billie laughed. "DUDU DUDUDUDUDU! DUDU DUDUDUDUDU!" Maddie yelled. "Uh, what?" Pete asked. "He obviously lives under a rock," Simon mumbled. "I AM STILL UPSET ABOUT... UH... CHICKEN!" Bram yelled, hesitating for a second. "Replace 'chicken' with 'Tyler' and you have Bram's thoughts," Lauren whispered. Maddie nodded and Simon looked irritated.
"1812 divided by three equals 32," Justin said proudly. "No, it's 302 dumbass," Offset scoffed, then realized the mistake and added, "Wait, that's if it was divided by 6, not three." "Yeah, it being divided by 3 is 604," Gabbie said. "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WON'T GIVE IT TO YOU!" Bram yelled. "Moo?" Ari asked. "He's stupid," Maddie groaned. "GIVE ME THE FUNKING PHONE!" Simon yelled. "Funking?" Camila asked. "I MEANT FUCKING!" Simon yelled. "NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!" Bram screeched. "He's acting childish," Billie muttered. "I know," Khaled responded. "So, apparently Camila and Shawn are back together. I saw it on Twigter. It's Twitter, but for in the woods," Nicki said. "Well, Twigter is wrong," Shawn said. "Twigter is also the stupidest thing I've ever heard," Camila said. "I'M AN ANTI-INTELLECTUAL!" Justin yelled, then added, "That means I'm smart." "Oh God," Maddie groaned, and everyone walked away from him.
"I'M NOT CHEATING! I TOLD YOU! TYLER IS STRAIGHT AND BRANDON IS NOT HOT! NICK IS MY COUSIN AND JASON WAS MY BOYFRIEND FIVE YEARS AGO!" Bram yelled. "Are they still fighting?" Gabbie groaned. "Yep, they are," Taylor sighed. "Nicki, fuck off," Cardi snapped. "What?" Nicki asked, with her ass pointed at Cardi's face. "I'm sick of staring at your silicone ass," Cardi snarled. "Well then look away," Nicki scoffed, then jumped and screeched in pain. Cardi put down the sharp stick she had used to stab Nicki's asscheek.
"OK, fuck you Ari. You have me as Annoying Shithead in your phone," Maddie said. "Oh, I do? Hmmm, I wonder why. Maybe it's because you kept poking me at three A.M.," Ari said, smirking. "Fine. I'll just put you as... hmmm. Never mind, I can't think about anything negative about you," Maddie laughed. "Aww," Pete said mockingly, then gagged. "Yum," Khaled said, peeling bark off of a tree. "DO NOT EAT THAT!" Maddie yelled. "Too late," Taylor said, as crunching filled the air. "HEY KHALED! MADDIE HAS HOT FRIES! YOU CAN EAT THOSE!" Billie yelled, smirking. Khaled stomped over to the group. "No, you can't have my chips. However, Billie left her TAKIS over there," Maddie said. Billie immediately jumped up, but it was too late. Khaled was already eating them. "And Justin has mini hotdogs," Ari said, looking kind of disgusted. "MY MINI HOTDOGS!" Justin yelled, as Khaled ate them. He began screaming and throwing dirt. "Yep, childish," Simon said. "DIRT GOT IN MY EYE! STOOOOOOOOP!" Nicki screeched. Offset laughed and threw more dirt at Nicki. "EAT DIRT BITCH!" he yelled. "STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!" Nicki screeched.
After the next few hours of stupidity, everyone was just done. "ALRIGHT! THAT'S ENOUGH! GO TO BED!" Simon yelled. Bram moaned in response. Everyone finally went to sleep.