Third Person P.O.V.
"GOOD MORNING!" Maddie yelled. "LAST DAY HERE!" Gabbie exclaimed. "FINALLY! I'M SICK OF YOU FUCKERS!" Pete yelled. "YOU COULD'VE LEFT WHEN YOU SHOWED UP DUMBASS!" Simon yelled angrily. "I'M JUSTIN!" Justin yelled. "THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!" Billie yelled. "Why are we all yelling?" Shawn asked. "I DON'T KNOW, BUT JOIN IN THE FUN!" Khaled yelled. "No," Shawn said. "You ruined the fun," Camila said, disappointed. "Camila, why did you date him?" Lauren asked. "I don't know. Can I date you instead?" Camila asked, then laughed. "CAMREN!" Bram yelled. "Yeah, you can totally date me," Lauren responded, smirking. "Can we post that on Twitter as a prank?" Ari asked, smirking. "YES!" Maddie yelled. "I know where the body's buried," Cardi said. "OH SHIT! DON'T TELL THE COPS!" Offset yelled. "Uh, what?" Cardi asked, then added, "I was reading Maddie's text." "LET'S TOUCH RINGS!" Simon yelled. "I don't wear rings," Bram answered. "Oh... THEN LET'S BUMP BUTTS!" Simon exclaimed. "I'll buy a ring," Bram said, walking away. "Did you two really just do that?" Ari asked. "Yes, yes we did," Bram answered. "You loved it," Maddie laughed.
"Can we leave now?" Taylor asked. "No. We can leave at 3:30 in the afternoon," Shawn said. "WHAT TIME IS IT?" Taylor yelled. "10:00 A.M.," Maddie answered. "OH GOD!" Gabbie groaned. "I'm so hot," Justin said proudly. "But, you have no dick," Pete argued. "OK, but you don't need a big dick to be hot," Justin said. "Well, either way, you don't look good at all," Lauren said. "Truth," Maddie said. "Truth... hurts?" Bram asked. "SHUT UP! THAT SONG IS OVERPLAYED!" Simon yelled. "I'M DYING OUT HERE!" Maddie yelled, acting like a stereotypical celebrity bitch. "I DON'T SOUND LIKE THAT!" Taylor yelled. "Who said I was imitating you dumbass?" Maddie asked. Taylor just turned away.
"BILLIE! STOP IT!" Maddie yelled, running away. Billie followed her with a cup of water. "THIS IS FOR TELLING KHALED WHERE MY TAKIS WERE!" Billie yelled, throwing the cup at Maddie. Justin, not paying attention, ended up stepping in the way and getting hit by the water. "OK, never mind. That was not the plan, but I liked it," Billie said, seeing Justin stomp around because he was mad. "Wow Billie, good job," Cardi laughed. "I HATE EVERYONE!" Justin screamed, slapping frogs he found. "He's slapping fucking frogs... really?" Khaled asked. "Yes, really," Gabbie answered. "YAG!" Simon yelled. "YAG!" Maddie responded. "YAG!" Bram screamed. "SHUT UP!" Pete yelled.
"I feeled a cup with water and it made me fill good," Justin said. "HOLY SHIT!" Lauren yelled, irritated. "The grammar?" Camila asked, and Lauren nodded. "I PEEL GOOD WITH THE CHILDREN'S INTERNET PROTECTION ACT!" Maddie yelled. "KILOFRANKELS!" Bram yelled. "I'M SO HUNGRY!" Khaled yelled, eating a pie. "Are you eating a mud pie?" Camila asked. "Yes, ,yes he is," Offset responded. "Khaled, how does that pie taste?" Lauren asked, videoing. "IT TASTES LIKE DIRT!" Khaled yelled, then realized what he was eating. He threw it and walked over to Justin, who had his hand in a bag of chips. A loud girly scream filled the air and everyone looked over to see Khaled eating the bag, with Justin's hand still in it. "OK," Maddie said, confused.
"BUTTERNUT!" Billie yelled. "Well, it's almost 3:30. Everyone ready to go?" Cardi asked. "YES!" Nicki yelled. "Well, we enjoyed our time with you guys. Have fun getting back to your regular celebrity lives," Maddie said. "Maddie, you're moving in with me," Ari said, smirking. "NO!" Maddie yelled, laughing. "IT'S 3:30! LET'S GO!" Taylor yelled. Everyone ran out of the woods after grabbing all of the stuff. "YAG!" Simon yelled. "PUPPIES WEARING SUNGLASSES!" Bram screamed. Everyone jumped into cars and drove away.
After this, this camping became a yearly event. Maddie did move in with Ari and they never invited Pete to camp again. In the years that followed, many celebrities would join them, such as Demi, Selena, or the members from BLACKPINK. OK, maybe not them... OK, yeah. Long story short, aldkfhjghrytwieryoqweryooalfkdjgpgfdzcvmcnxbmmzcnvbmcxnagflagkdjtiqoqiwptyruiyAND WE'RE DONE HERE! GOOD BYE! ALDSFKDLSJFDKASLJFLKSJFKLDJSAKFLJDSAKLFJDSAKLJFDKLASJFKLDSAJFKLSDJ
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In The Woods
FanfictionOK, so what happened was, a bunch of celebrities were forced to go camping. I KNOW! UNBELIEVABLE! THEY ARE OUT IN NATURE! So, they were at first alone and trying not to rip each other apart. That's when Simon, Maddie and Bram stumble upon them rando...