In The Woods

8

Third Person P.O.V.
"I HAVE A DICK AND IT SMELLS LIKE MEAT! IT SMELLS LIKE A CHICKEN WING! I LIKE TO LICK IT EVERYDAY AND THEN I LIKE TO SING!" Bram sang terribly, walking back to the group. He had been gone for a few hours. "It smells like undercooked chicken," Camila groaned. "BRAM! BAD BOY! WHAT DID YOU DO?" Simon yelled. "Well, uh... I bought all the food... and I ran home and made chicken," Bram said. "FUCKING IDIOT!" Maddie yelled. "Why is Ari so quiet?" Cardi asked. "I'm so fucking tired. I haven't been sleeping the whole time we've been here," Ari groaned. "WHY?" Maddie asked. "Because I don't trust a certain someone," Ari said, glaring in Pete's direction. "Well, I have an idea. How about... you sleep and I'll creepily watch you?" Maddie asked. "Uh, no," Ari laughed. "So, I saw this guy in the grocery store and he was so... fucking... hot... GOD DAMN!" Bram said, then randomly moaned. "Why did you moan?" Shawn asked. "Because it makes me horny thinking about him," Bram moaned. "WHAT?" Simon yelled. He had been talking to Taylor. "Your boyfriend here saw an attractive male at the store and now he's turned on," Camila said. "Shut up Camila," Bram hissed. "Oh, and do you know this person's name or what they look like?" Simon growled. Camila shook her head, then Simon looked at Bram. "His name was Tyler and he is super tall, green eyes, brown hair and abs," Bram gushed. "HOW DO YOU KNOW HE HAS ABS!" Simon yelled. "He lifted his shirt to show off for a video for... uh... his friends," Bram said, unsure. "Show me you're recent photos," Simon said. "So, Ari. Do you... uh... how are the dogs?" Maddie asked, moving out of the conversation. "They're great," Ari laughed. "Billie, how's your fart gun?" Maddie asked. "Oh, I just got a new one and it's incredible," Billie laughed. "YOU DICK! YOU TOOK PICTURES OF HIM!" Simon screamed. Him and Bram began arguing. "Uh, I'm gonna..." Maddie began. "Record this fight," Cardi said. "Cardi, you video a lot," Lauren laughed. "It's annoying," Nicki mumbled. "
"CAN WE MAKE A FIRE NOW!" Pete yelled, acting as childish as Justin. "No. It's like three in the afternoon," Bram said. "No, it's six. You stayed out longer than you think. Staring at TYLER!" Justin taunted. "SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT TYLER!" Simon screamed. "He was hot though," Bram whispered. "Oh my God. That's like me dating Ari and saying I would rather be with Selena," Maddie laughed. "Ew, that bitch?" Gabbie groaned. "She's honestly an asshole," Khaled groaned. "She was nice to me," Cardi said. "Uh, weird," Nicki said. "Oh, and why is that weird Nicki?" Cardi asked. "I don't know why anyone would be nice to you," Nicki laughed. "I WANNA MAKE THE FIRE!" Justin screamed. "FINE! YOU CAN DO THAT THEN!" Taylor yelled back. " Do you really trust him making a fire?" Gabbie asked.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Maddie yelled. "Making a fire. Duh," Justin said, jumping on a bunch of branches and leaves. "Oh my God. This is so stupid," Camila groaned. "Hey Canola? You still hate me, right?" Maddie laughed. "Now I do because you just called me that," Camila said. "Do you hate her?" Bram asked, pointing at Lauren. "Uh, I don't want to answer that," Camila said. "CAMREN CONFIRMED!" Bram yelled. "Excuse me, what?" Lauren asked. "SHUT UP AND HELP WITH THE FIRE!" Simon yelled. Maddie smirked and went to help. Soon, they had a nice fire going. "LET'S TELL SCARY STORIES!" Pete yelled. "Why is everyone yelling today?" Ari groaned. "I don't know," Maddie sighed. "So, one time, a little boy went to a house. He snuck in and the boogydracuman frankinwolf got him," Justin said, shivering. "What's a boogydracuman frankinwolf?" Maddie asked. "I don't know but it sounds so scary," Billie said sarcastically. "SHUT UP! IT'S TERRIFYING! IT MADE ME POOP MY PANTS WHEN I WAS TWELVE!" Justin cried. "And now," Simon groaned, and Justin immediately noticed the shit in his pants. "OK, dude, you have issues," Offset said. "Yeah, he does," Bram groaned. "Can I have a marshmallow?" Pete asked. Maddie groaned and threw one at him. He put it on his dick and tried to roast it. "OOOWWWWWWW! IT BURNS!" he screamed. "That's why you don't put your dick over a fire dumbass," Billie groaned. "BUTTERNUT!" Simon yelled. Everyone finally decided they were tired. Pete peed on the fire to put it out. They all walked back to the tents.
"Maddie, go to bed and stop staring at me," Ari laughed. "Not until I know you're actually sleeping," Maddie said, smirking. "STOP FUCKING!" Nicki yelled. Everyone finally fell asleep, hearing Simon and Bram having their fun in the background.