In The Woods

4

Third Person P.O.V.
"JILLY JAGGLY JELLO!" Bram screamed, rolling around. "Let's go exploring again. I actually did research this time and I found a lake nearby," Maddie said. "Lake water is gross," Justin scoffed. "It's apparently really pretty with nothing gross in it. It's actually cleaned by a crew every month. It's not really a lake. It's manmade, but it's fucking huge. There are no fish," Maddie said. "LET'S GO!" Bram said, grabbing someone and running. "LET ME GO YOU DICKFACE!" Nicki screamed, and Bram just laughed. "WOOOOOOOOOOO!" Simon yelled, grabbing Gabbie and following Bram. "YOU IDIOTS DON'T KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING!" Billie yelled. Simon and Bram immediately ran back. "LET ME GO!" Nicki screeched. Bram was literally cracking up.
Finally, everyone was able to make it to the lake type thing. "Wow, it's actually nice looking," Taylor said. "I SEE A LEAF! I WANT IT!" Justin screamed, jumping in. "Oh God. He contaminated the water," Camila groaned. "Be nice," Lauren hissed, and Maddie laughed at them. "Maddie, have you seen my phone?" Simon asked. "Uh, Pete has it," Shawn said. "WHY DOES HE HAVE MY PHONE?!" Simon asked, angrily. "Well I don't know. Ask him," Nicki scoffed. "ARI! COME BACK!" Maddie yelled. "STOP TRYING TO LOOK THROUGH MY CONTACTS!" Ari responded. "I just want  to be able to spam Brian and Scott," Maddie groaned. "No!" Bram exclaimed. "What?" Billie asked. "I'll make you a deal. You can have their numbers if you can stop reading fanfic for a week," Ari smirked. "Uh, never mind. Just somehow get Jennie's number. I'd rather talk to her instead," Maddie said. Ari smirked again. "Fuck Jennie," Simon said. "What did Jennie do to you?" Bram asked, then he added, "Who's Jennie?" Ari began laughing and Maddie just sighed. "CHILDREN'S INTERNET PROTECTION ACT!" Billie yelled. "THAT'S MY THING!" Maddie yelled. "DO YOU MIND NOT BEING SO FUCKING UGLY IN IT DID!" Pete yelled, throwing rocks at a tree. "PETEY!" Justin yelled, and Taylor was trying to post on Instagram. "I CAN'T POST! I HAVE NO CONNECTION!" she yelled, then her phone died. "Ha, your phone died. Too bad," Gabbie said. "I have a portable charger," Taylor said. "That died yesterday," Cardi reminded her. "UGH! YOU FANS ARE BAD LUCK!" Taylor screeched. "Someone's on their period," Lauren groaned, glancing at Taylor. Maddie began laughing. "Lauren, by the end of this, you will be on nearly everyone's bad side. Seriously, you've annoyed Shawn. Taylor is now mad at you, and it's the second day out of seven," Camila said, smirking. "She annoyed me too, but all of you do," Pete mumbled. "You don't matter Davidson," Ari said. "I FOUND FOOD!" Khaled yelled, holding berries. "DO NOT EAT THOSE!" Offset yelled. "Oh, dear God. Is he that stupid?" Bram asked. "Yes, yes he is," Simon answered, then fell into the water.
"HI MOM!" Maddie yelled, as Ari was talking to her mom on the phone. "Maddie, shut the fuck up," Ari laughed. "HI DAD!" Simon yelled, then he climbed into a tree. Bram joined him and they hung upside down and made out. "MY VIRGIN EYES!" Billie yelled. "YOU ARE NOT A VIRGIN LIAR!" Maddie yelled. "LIAR IS A TERRIBLE SONG!" Pete yelled. "I disagree, but OK," Lauren said. "OOOOOOOOOOH!" Justin screamed. "ARIANA! GIVE ME JENNIE'S NUMBER!" Maddie screamed. "OK, fine," she said, then finished her conversation with her mom.
"Maddie, what are you doing?" Billie asked. "Trying to find something eatable," Maddie said. "Ha! You are a dumbass! It's pronounced EDIBLE!" Pete said, excited. "Actually, eatable is a word. Edible is a synonym," Lauren said. Pete grumbled and walked away. "NICKI! STOP RAPPING! YOU SUCK! SHIT!" Simon yelled. Bram laughed and said, "You mean Trash?" Simon nodded, and Maddie smirked. "STOP TOUCHING ME!" Taylor yelled. "I'm sorry I accidentally ran into you. Shit," Offset muttered. "Yeah, she's a bitch," Gabbie mumbled to him, and Offset nodded. "MADDIE! HAVE YOU FOUND FOOD?" Khaled yelled. "YEAH! HOLD ON!" Maddie yelled, then a loud bang was heard. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?" Pete screamed. "A TREE FELL!" Maddie yelled. "Really, a tree fell?" Camila questioned, and Billie laughed. "OK, I got the food," Maddie said, walking back to the group. "It looks like a bunch of plants," Nicki scoffed. "Yeah, we can make a wild salad with it. All of these plants are edible," Maddie said. "Nice," Shawn said.
Everyone washed off all of the plants and turned out, they were delicious. "I love exploring. Also, Pete, don't touch that," Billie said. Pete immediately tried to move, but touched the poison ivy plant anyway. "Damn it," he grumbled, and everyone laughed.
"So, we brought a shit ton of tents. However, Ari, you're stuck with me," Maddie laughed. "And Bram is stuck with me," Simon smirked. "Please don't be fucking," Cardi said. "Aww," Bram whined. "GO TO BED!" Khaled yelled.