klance au (trans Keith)

Ugh!!!

Keiths POV

I'm back home and we're baby shopping and I feel like Lance and Tomas are having more fun then me and the kids. I'm carrying both of them. "Get your asses over here and help me find a stroller!" I yell at them and they stop playing with baby toys. I find a two seated baby stroller and we put it in the cart and I put Teddy and Caleb in the seat part of the cart. I got to the cribs and Teddy starts crying so I pick him up and bounce him then Caleb starts crying and I pick him up and bounce him too. "Hey it's ok babies daddy's here." I make funny faces at them and they start laughing. "Lance we're getting these two now put them in the cart." I kick a crib box and he groans and does as I say then I go over to the clothes and buy them each an outfit and a new hat and blankets. "Their gonna need more diapers and clothes." Lance points out and I go over and put three things of diapers in the cart. "Lance Tomas go pick them out a few outfits." I say and they run over to the clothes and I go to the toys and let them each pick one Teddy grabs a elephant rattle blanket and Caleb chose a stuffed rabbit with a rattle inside. The boys come over with outfits and I nod and we put them in the cart then go to check out and they start ringing up things and I realize how much things are. "That'll be 456.25." The lady says and I put the kids in the cart and grab my wallet and pull out a hundred. "Lance Tomas open your wallets." They do and lance has a hundred and Tomas has a fifty. "Ok that's fine we'll just put away some stuff." I say as I start to stress out and the cashier gives me a sympathetic look. "Here I'll take what you have." She says and I break and start crying. "Thank you so much." She shakes her head. "I've been in the same place as you at about the same age too I understand the struggle." I go over and hug her and she hugs back. She gets done putting the money away and she gives me her number in case I need a babysitter and we leave. "Keith you're a wuss crying over something good." Tomas laughs and I kick his shin and he holds his leg "what the fuck!?" I smirk. "Don't mess with a sleep deprived parent that's been in the hospital for a week." I say and we get in the car and the stroller turns into two car seats and yes I know I'm a bad parent for driving to the store without car seats but I'm new at this. I set the seats up while lance held the kids then I put them in the seats and buckled them up and got in the back and lance and Tomas got up front and we drive home. Once we were done bringing everything in I brought the boys in and took them out of their seats. "Parenting is hard and expensive." I say and Adam and shiro laugh. The boys start crying. "I'm gonna go feed them I'll be in my room." I say and go upstairs and take my shirt off and binder and start feeding them lance comes in with the cribs and starts setting them up. "What if I'm not ready for this what if I end up like my mom." I say. "Keith we've been over this you're gonna do fine and you'll never be like your mother if anything you look more like your father." He says and I calm down a little. Teddy sneezes and I almost start crying. "Keith he sneezed why are you so emotional." He asks. "Because dipshit that was his first sneeze." He puts his hands up in defense. "You're snappy lately just relax." I give him a dirty look and I go to burp Caleb but he throws up on me. "Lance take the babies now!" He hurried and takes them and I go get in the shower. "Now that is why I'm snappy because I have to deal with children plus you two other children Tomas and you!" I get out of the shower and get dressed and grab the kids. "Tomas come help set up the cribs!" I yell and he runs up the stairs and goes to grab Teddy but I stop him. "My kids my rules now help Lance." He groans and goes and helps Lance and I put the kids on the floor and give them their toys. "I'm done can I have a baby now." Tomas says and I roll my eyes "you can play with them while I check your work." I go over to the crib and he starts tickling the kids Teddy sneezes again. "What if he's sick?!" I say frantically and pick up Teddy. "I'm calling my dads nurse she'll know what to do." I grab my phone and call her.

"Oh Keith I haven't talked to you in forever how are you?" She says excitedly.

"I have kids and I think one is sick and I don't know what to do!" I say panicking.

"Oh kids already Lance must have been quite the man for you to have kids this early."

"Um long story they're not his now if you help me I'll tell you the story now please I have a sick baby and I'm panicking!"

"Ok just come to the hospital I'll be in the waiting room waiting for you."

I say a thank you and hang up. "Ok guys I'm going to the hospital will you watch Caleb?" Tomas hurries and picks up Caleb and blows on his face making fart noises. "Of course I will!" Caleb starts laughing. "His diapers are down stairs along with baby wipes and baby powder his binky is on my desk. His is the blue one. Ok I'm trusting you and I swear to god if I come back and I hear him crying I'll kill both of you." I say. "Wait why me?!" Lance yells "because you are also watching him." He groans and I pack a backpack with diapers and all the needs for Teddy and I give him is blanky and we leave and I go to the hospital once I get there she comes over to me. "He's so cute what's his name?" She asks. "This is Teddy his brother Caleb is at home with his uncle and Lance." She smiles and we get taken to the pediatric doctor and I sit down on the bed and hold him while we wait and a little bit later the doctor comes in. "Kyla and her baby Teddy?" He asks and I nod. He comes over to Teddy. "Ok what brings you here?" He asks. "He sneezed twice and I'm afraid he's sick." I say nervously. "New parent I'm guessing?" "Is it that easy to tell?" He laughs and nods and Teddy sneezes again and the doctor comes over and does his examination on him. "Ok he just has some allergies so he's not sick he just must be allergic to something." He lifts Teddy shirt and see's a small rash. "I'm guessing with this and the sneezing he's allergic to dust but I'll take a test on him if you'd like." I nod and he takes Teddy and lays him on the table. "Ok this is gonna hurt him I'm gonna put a few shots in his back to see what he's more allergic to." He leaves and comes back with some nurses and they hold him while the doctor puts shots in his back and he starts screaming and crying. "Hey Teddy look I'll get you some new toys and you'll get to go home and see uncle Tomas." I put his elephant blanket to him and give it to him but he still cry's. "Ok I'm done now we just wait." The nurse gives him to me and I sit down with him and bounce him trying to stop the crying. I grab his elephant and rattle it. "Look it's mr. elephant." He starts to calm down the doctor looks at his back. "Ok it looks like he's allergic to cat fur, dust, and pollen. But that's it so he's still a healthy baby you just need to dust more often and make sure he stays away from cats." I nod and the doctor cleans him up then I put his shirt back on him. "Ok you're all set I wish you luck." He says and I nod and leave and go home and here Caleb crying and Tomas yell. "I don't know how to change a diaper it's your kid you wanted it!" And Lance yell. "You're the uncle that took care of Keith for 9 months you do it!" I stomp up the stairs. "What did I say about if my baby is crying?" They freeze and I set Teddy in his crib and go and change Caleb's diaper. "See now you can do it!" I growl at them and they nervously laugh. I put Caleb in his crib. "Ok I'm gonna take a nap you two can take the kids downstairs and play with them because I'm tired and sleep deprived." They nod and Tomas takes the kids and lance comes over and lays next to me. "I wanted a nap by myself." I get under the covers. "Tomas has Adam and shiro to help I want some alone time with you." He says and grabs my butt and I smack his arm but he gets on top of me and starts kissing me and I kiss back. "Ok it's nap time not do it time." I say and lay on my stomach and he groans. "We'll never be able to do it ever again." I chuckle. "How about tomorrow I have Tomas Adam and shiro take them somewhere." I say and close my eyes and go to sleep.