Pug life ♛ Lirry / ziall a.u (bxb)

Chapter 12.5

i actually prefer that you all  read this {all thequestions are hilarous and it might contain possible spoilers hohoho}

|| louis patootie ||
can I adopt you? I got all types of cookies, oreos, chocolate chip, even oatmeal if you into that shiz.
b-but mommy might be mad! we can play at lili's house if you want! i wanf oreos pleasee-

where r u, this is da first book I read wit out u in it...
im here! remember i played wif lili and marcie? i sad now.

Where are you, my friend?
i'm wif my mommy right now! we make spaghetti- wanna come?

When's your next appearanceeee??
w-what's a ' next appearance'?

 
||Marcel-ie cutie||
DO YOU LIKE LOUIS AS MUCH AS HE LIKES YOU?
L-Lou is nice. he told me that h-he waf my boo and that we're bff forever!  i love lewi!



||Liam's Parents||
I don't want you to be a cockblock now or whatever, but why aren't you  watching you're child. I mean look what he's doing with random strangers. I mean, if it were my parents… They would have a forcefield to the limit where I could go, cameras in each tree, spies on the rooftops, and for good measures a group of bodyguards just like in spy kids 2.
Well we're always busy at work- Wait, what do you mean strangers? Oh dear, I mean Liam is already a teenager and he can make friends if he wants to.But what kind of stangers are you talking about? He hasn't told us anything about that.


||Deanie-pie||
u r cute as fuck
woof! woof!



||Liam||
Liam, I love you. Like, LOVE YOU, but will you asked Harry on a date, and if so, are you up to sex into sex on the first date?
I-I'm too shy to ask and we're not even together. W-What?! I―I, 'm too young to do 'that' and I f-feel very uncomfortable but I like you too!

r u gonna become sexual wit  Mr Styles/Harry
D-Do I need to? I-I, I'm just... this is

Do you think you can handle the dick?
What?! W-whose dick? Where does all these kind of questions come from?!

do you want Harry's dick? And how big do you think it is?
W-why would I want his u-uhm man part? I-I really don't know. I'm pretty sure it's b-big but I just- I don't know...

Do you like Harry more than a friend?
I think I do-. I-I mean he's so cool and― oh god, I can feel my ears turning red!



||Zayn||
can you like chill bruh? You scaring Niall.
I would but I'm already chill. Well, it was just this once and he didn't reply to my message so-

Do you have wet dreams about Niall?
Of course. Niall is so adorable and sexy, who would not have wet dreams about him? But then again, only I am allowed to do that because he belongs to me- soon.

Why are so creepy? You be creepin' on my little Nialler
I don't think I'm creepy. Niall isn't yours but mine, mate. He belongs to me- better watch your words. 

WHEN WILL YOU DATE NIALL LIKE PROPERLY?
Maybe soon. I just need him to reply to my message. Don't worry babe, the 'Malik' way is still ongoing.

why are you so impatient with niall? And what would you do to niall? (sexually and romantically)
I'm not impatient, it's just that he's so adorable and sexy. I can wait to be completely honest, I'm just a bit aggressive lately. Well sexually, I would pound that little white ass to oblivion and kiss him until our lips are swollen. Romantically, well- I would cuddle with him all night long and just get to know him better. I also want to get his parents' approval. There's a lot more but that's all I can say.

Why you can't control yourself around Niall? You won't pressure him to have śêx with you?
I can control myself but it's hard not to get a boner every now and then. I wouldn't- rape is not in my vocabulary and so is going to jail.

why are you not easing yourself in? Why don't you show some love? #Zaynwhyyousocreepy
I've got my own method of getting Niall. I /am/ showing some love, just in an agressive manner. I'm not like Harry who's all butterflies and cupcake.

 

||Harry||
when r u gunna tap dat ass? srlly
If he allows me to. I would really like to tap that ass, and possibly spank it.

When will you reveal your feelings for Liam?
Probably when he's ready. I'm still planning on when but for now, I'll just drown in his cuteness.

what do u like most about Liam?
Hmm.. I would have to say- himself. What I like about Liam is that he's Liam. It's simple really. That day Dean pooped in front of my house was one of the best things that ever happened.

Can you destroy Liam's innocence please?
Oh trust me, I definitely would- but time is time and patience is a virtue. Plus, I think innocence is what'll stay in him no matter how hard you destroy it.

what are your plans to punish Liam if he ever disobeys you?
I would probably spank his ass but I doubt he would ever disobey me. Liam has his own life too and I respect that.

When are you gonna make your move?
I think I already did to be honest *laughs*

What would you do if you caught someone (your own age or younger) being flirty toward your Lili (and Liam actually responded to them comfortably)?
I would immediately stand beside Liam and kiss him in front of the dude/girl. I don't want anyone to take my Li away from me or else the one who would be punished will be them.

will you be my best friend? we can explore the world together with zayn, Liam, and niall. just say when. I'm serious! XD
Of course, love! You need to bring your boyfriend/girlfriend and we'll be all set! Although we need to ask for their parents' permission first-

where you plan on taking this bruh? Like you ain't gonna kiss his head forever, right? Like, give me an estimate where you plan on doing it.
But I like kissing his head- I already kissed his cheek though and maybe that's good enough. Just wait, love.

how bad do you wanna fuck liam
From a scale of 1 to 10, maybe 20.

||Niall||
why are you concealing the feels? If Zayn wanted me, I would where a neon sign showing him where I am. He hella beautiful.
I-I'm just not ready. Sure he's really beautiful b-but I don't know. I'm confused because I'm just an ordinary blond boy. I like your joke though-

why are you so cute? you slay with your cuteness.
I'm not but t-thank you so much!I think you're amazing and great!

You like Zayn, right?
I-I don't know. Maybe, yes, no- I'm confused and I need time to think about it.

why are you scared of zayn? And would you like Zayn eat the booty?
B-because he got my number by magic but that's all. I-it just feels like I'm in a dream because everything is moving so fast! And w-what the hell?! W-why would Zayn eat the booty? What booty? Mine? Oh no-nononono no.. [stays quiet as his cheeks turn red]

How would you feel being preggo with zayn's baby?
But I'm just 14! T-that would be weird and I'm a man. I dont want the baby to get my features because I'm ugly unlike Zayn.. Being pregnant would be definitely weird.

Are you ziall af?
What's a ziall?

Why are you so quick to submit? Youre naturally stubborn!
I'm r-really not and I was just really afraid of running away. Everything happened so fast before I got to make the decisions.I-I'll try to be stubborn next time- but what he did earlier just made me- I don't know. 

did you feel uncomfortable when Triple G touch you down their?
Y-yes. No one and not even myself touches 'that' part! But triple G did and that made me all tingly and weird- now I'm afraid [bites lip]

what do you truly feel about Triple-G?
To be honest, he's beautiful. He looks like a Vogue model slash god slash prince. A-and I'm just confused on why he's interested in me or even touch me. He makes my whole face turn red and warm- I probably like him but I'm just really afraid of his personality and what he could do. I-I'm just a kid and I really don't know. I think I need to have a chat with Leeyum about this.



||Author/ Ted ||
R THEY PLANNIN ON KIDNAPPING THE BOYS AND  whats gon happen to the dog?
I honestly don't know and oH GOD DEAN WILL BE ALRIGHT OKAY. I LOVE DOGS AND NOTHING BAD SHALL HAPPEN TO DEANIE BC HE IS DA STAR OKAY


is Louis, Deanie or I'm just bein retarded?
no, Louis is a real human being and Deanie is the dog. You are not retarded, hun <3 <3

 thanks for the questions cupcakesss!! ily all okay