Dahyun: Your honour, I would like to plead guilty as well as request a death penalty.
Judge: This...is a parking ticket...
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Jihyo: Quick we need a distraction! Is anyone good at yelling, screaming and jumping around violently?
Sana: Finally my time has come
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Jihyo: [Holding A Dog] And now girl, time to make Mommy proud.
Sana: Yes, Ma'am!
Jihyo: I could not have been more clearly talking to the dog
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Chaeyoung: You can be anything you want in life-
Mina: Can I be your girlfriend? :)
Chaeyoung: (Blushes)
[Meanwhile]
Tzuyu: You can be anything you want to be in your life-
Sana: Can I be your girlfriend? ;)
Tzuyu: Interrupt me again and you're dead.
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Mina: Oh my god, Did Sana make you gay?
Dahyun: No, I'm gay already she just made me gay-er
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Sana: What if I wanna have sex before I get married?
Dahyun: [Holding her bible] Well then I guess you have to be prepared to die.
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Jihyo: You know you guys really do treat me like god
Jeongyeon: How?
Jihyo: You ignore my existence until you need something
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Tzuyu: Fuck
Jihyo: *Flips table* WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU LEARN THAT?
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Dahyun: The eagles won last night
Chaeyoung: Oh, Did you watch the game?
Dahyun, Covered in Blood and scratches: What game?
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HumorBunch of their fake conversations to end fan wars. Contains strong language!
