Red velvet (Instagram ver #1)

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Yeri: If you think about it birthdays are satanic.

Irene: How come?

Yeri: Small group of people huddled around an object on fire, chanting a repetitive song until the fire has been put out and a knife is stabbed into the object.

Joy: Can we not do this on my birthday?

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Joy: (Does something stupid/cute)

Yeri: [Under her breath]: I'm so in love with you

Joy: What did you say?

Yeri: I SAID I'M SELLING YOU TO THE ZOO!

Joy:...

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Wendy: [Hits her head and passes out]

Irene: Quickly! Call 911!

Seulgi : *panicking* What's their number?!!

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Yeri: (Drops a mug and breaks it)

Yeri: Fuck

*Crashes and banging from the other side of the dorm*
Yeri: Oh no...

Irene: *Bursts through the door* What the frick frack tic tac patty wack snick snack quarterback big mac heart attack race track double back guy named jack did you just say?!?!?

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