Redvelvet

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by nightphantom2774

by nightphantom2774

Yeri: These two bickers on like an old married couple.

Seulgi: We ARE an old married couple!

Irene: Who are you calling old?

Joy: Frankly, I am offended that you think it was me who set the kitchen on fire.

Wendy: So it wasn't you?

Joy: I mean, yeah, it was, but I'm still offended.

Wendy: If anyone of you needs any help with English at all...

Wendy: Too bad.

Wendy: Deal with your problem yourselves, like adults.

Wendy: Hey will you get something for my back pocket for me?

Irene: And what am I getting out of this?

Wendy: A chance to touch my butt?

Irene:

Wendy:

Irene: Deal.

Seulgi: Morning Yeri, what are you drinking?

Yeri: Water.

Joy: Hm really doesn't smell like water to me.

Yeri: It's...uh imported water.

Seulgi: Wait is that even a thing?

Wendy: Imported from where?

Yeri: ...Russia

Irene: Are you drinking vodka at 9 am?

Yeri: It's actually 9 thirty.