Cup Of TWICEVELVET Incorrect Quotes

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Momo: So I found a fool proof method of  determining if someone is evil.

Sana: And that is?

Momo: If they hate Mina, they're evil.

Sana:

Sana: Ok, well that is pretty logical.

Mina, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with, uhh, seven espresso shots?

Tzuyu, next in line: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.

Momo, recording on her phone in the bathroom mirror: This is a call out post to Sana.

Momo, with an angry tone: I KNOW YOU ATE MY LUCKY CHARMS BITCH YOU HAVE UNTIL TOMORROW TO BUY ME A NEW BOX OR ELSE I'LL TELL JIHYO IT WAS YOU WHO ACCIDENTALLY BROKE HER BOWL NOT NAYEON!

Jihyo: Why do you sleep so late?

Mina, looking off in the distance: There is no rest for the wicked.

Jihyo:

Mina: 

Sana: Chaeyoung fancams. She stays up all night to watch Chaeyoung fancams.

Mina: Unnieeeeee!!

Chaeyoung: It's a leap year. This must mean...

Chaeyoung: *Leaps out of a window* WE YEET

Dahyun: HOLY FUCK CAN SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE.

Tzuyu, visibly disgusted: Is that her bone sticking out?

Nayeon:  [putting honey in her tea] Hell yeah, get that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy, bee sauce.

Jihyo:

Jihyo: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?

Nayeon, sipping the tea: I absolutely fucking do not.

*Dahyun calling her mother*

Momo, in a high voice: Dahyunie~ come back to bed.

Jeongyeon: Dahyun put those cigarettes away!

Nayeon: *screams loudly*

Sana: *tries to moan but fails*

Chaeyoung: PUT THAT ALCOHOL DOWN DAHYUN!

Tzuyu: That's some good kush, Dahyun.

Mina: Tell her I said hi.

Jihyo: Yeah, tell her I said hi too.

Dahyun: ...

Dahyun, in a low voice: Mom...can I come back home?

Nayeon, looking at Momo's abs: I WANT ABS TOO.

Nayeon: *Works out once*

Nayeon: Nevermind, abs are for weaklings.

Dispatch guy: *Following Sana*

Boss calling: Any news?

Dispatch guy: This is the 29th time she flirted with a girl and the 12th time she turned around to pose for the camera.

CREDIT TO: twicequotes on ig

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