Jeongyeon: *Finds Momo Hiding under the stairs*
Jeongyeon: You hid Under the stairs??!!!
Momo: *Crawling out* I forgot you had a flashlight
Jeongyeon: *Turns around* Is She behind the couch?!
Sana: *Slowly stands up*
Jeongyeon: Oh well that was easy
Sana: Dahyun's still Hiding.
3 hours of searching later
Jeongyeon: *Calls Dahyun*
Jeongyeon: Where are you?
Dahyun: *dressed in disguise in a sketchy street* I'll Give You a Hint
Dahyun: Japan!
Jeongyeon: ....
Jeongyeon: Okay Dahyun You're taking this game of hide and seek way too far
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Chaeyoung: *Eating a sandwich*
Chaeyoung: This tastes weird...What Jelly did you use?
Momo: *Holding up a Vaseline bottle*
Momo: Petro-li-uum Jelly! I think it's french
Chaeyoung: *Chokes*
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Hirai Momo's Guardian Angel?
How is it going?
Momo's Guardian Angel: Pretty boring all she does is sit at home and eat jokbal while playing Just Dance 3.
Dahyun's Guardian Angel: *out of breath* What-
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Sana: Hey...Can I get a sip of that?
Dahyun: Uh-...No!
Sana: Umm...Why?
Dahyun: Because I'm Breastfeeding!
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Twice out for a hike
*Sees something in the sky*
Jeongyeon: It's a Bird!
Jihyo: It's a plane!
Nayeon: It's a UFO
Chaeyoung:No it's Superman!
*Dahyun in a superman costume lands*
Dahyun: Yes, It's me! *Superman pose*
Dahyun: And how could you think I was a plane, Do I look that big?!
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Male MC: How come you don't have a boyfriend yet?
Sana: *cough cough*
Sana: How come YOU don't have a Boyfriend yet-
Jihyo: OKAY NEXT QUESTION!
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Chaeyoung on a swing while Tzuyu sits on a bench
Chaeyoung: Tzuyu come push me! My feet won't reach the ground
Tzuyu: *Pushes*
*Chaeyoung falls on the ground *
Chaeyoung: *Starts crying*
*Jihyo appears with a frying pan out of nowhere*
Jihyo: CHOU TZUYU!
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Nayeon: So How many followers do you have?
Mina: I have a ton of followers
Nayeon: Oh? Which app?
Mina: What do you mean app? I'm a leader of a cult.
*Tzuyu, Dahyun and Chaeyoung appear with sketchy clothes*
Nayeon: .....
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TWICE on a trip to the museum
Samo Inspecting a Spider encased in a glass
Sana: What type of spider is that?
Momo: Looks super deadly
Sana: It's a good looking spider but I wouldn't call it Daddy
Nayeon: *Moans* Daddy
Jihyo: CAN'T WE HAVE ONE NICE FAMILY TRIP?!!
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