Jihyo: I wish there was a better way to deal with Nayeon
Tzuyu: There is a way but we're too pretty for jail.
Nayeon: Were you thinking of killing me?!
Tzuy: No, we were gonna send you on a luxury cruise ship.
Nayeon: Woah, really?
Tzuyu: Of course not why would we do that when killing you is 100% free.
Nayeon: I don't feel safe here
Joy: I'm a simple woman with simple needs.
Wendy: Sipping tea and getting pussy?
Joy: Sipping tea and getting pussy.
Momo: Did you know, if you have a song stuck in your head it means your soulmate is singing it?
Chaeyoung: I know, but who the fuck keeps singing 'eye eye eyes' at 3am?
Mina: *panics*
Irene: Do you guys have happy meal?
Worker: Yeah.
Irene: Can I have it without the meal?
Worker: What...Wait, we don't-
Irene: Please...
Jihyo: *sneezes*
Tzuyu: Bless you.
Chaeyoung: *Sneezes*
Tzuyu: Chaeng, are you sick? Here let me wrap you up in a blanket and feed you some warm soup! You poor thing!
Nayeon: *sneezes*
Tzuyu: Oh my fucking god shut the fuck up.
Yeri: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4000 degrees for 1 minute.
Irene: No that's not how you make cookies-
Joy: FLOOR IT!!
Seulgi: How about 4,000,000 degrees for one second!
Irene: YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE DORM DOWN?
Yeri: I'm gonna harvest the power of the sun to make these cookies.
Wendy, walking in: Do it.
Irene: NO-
Sand, crying: You asshole.
Mina: Baby.
Sana: N-now is not the time for pet names.
Mina: No-
Mina: I insulted you.
Mina: I called you a baby.
Irene: Is something burning?
Wendy: My desire for you ;)
Irene: The toaster is on fire...
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