Cup Of TWICEVELVET Incorrect Quotes

Dahyun

Dahyun: Jihyo took the wheels from my heelies, I feel like an angel without wings.
Dahyun: I have to walk down the halls like a peasant and I am livid.

Dahyun: *gets hit by a car*

Passerby: Are you okay?

Dahyun: Please...I need...my phone...

Dahyun: *Texting in twice group chat*

Dahyun: LMFAAAAAAOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT?

Dahyun: Ah yes, baguettes! The snakes of bread. We'll take two of your freshest yeasty eel, good sir.

Baker: What?

Tzuyu: Ignore her.

Dahyun, walking in the room with Chaeyoung behind her: So there's good news and bad news. Which one do you wanna hear first?

Jeongyeon: ...The good news?

Dahyun: It is very unlikely we will be doing it again.

Jeongyeon: ...What did you do?

Chaeyoung: Definitely didn't invest out whole life savings to buy a strawberry farm-

Jeongyeon: You wha-

Dahyun, sweating: $637,261.38 isn't that much money though-

Dahyun: [Orders food fluent in Japanese to impress Sana on a date]

Employee: Ma'am this is a McDonald's drive-thru.

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Happy Birthday Dahyun! ♥♥♥♥