pregnant

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Bakusquad:
Sharkboi, Pinky, Tape, Bakahoe, Caydi, Pikachu, me

Me:
Hey Kiri?

Sharkboi:
Yes Author-Chan?

Me:
Remember the
Halloween party?
Last month?

Sharkboi:
Y-yeah?

Me:
Ihaventgottenmyperiod-
andIthinkImightbepregnant!

Pikachu:
She's speaking
an unknown language.

Pinky:
OMFG!!

Cadyi:
IMA BE A AUNTY!!
Or is it grandma??

Sharkboi:
IM SO SORRY
AUTHOR!!

Bakahoe:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHHHHAAHAHAHA
FUCKEN IDIOT'S!!

Pinky:
So ur pregnant!?

Me:
YES MAH GLOB!!
THE CONDOM MUST
HAVE BROKE!!
I TOOK A PREGNANCY
TEST AND EVERYTHING!!

Pikachu:
Wait what?

Tape:
Get an abortion.

Sharkboi:
AND IT WAS
POSITIVE!!?

Me:
YES!!
IT HAD ONE LINE!!

Bakahoe:
U fucken moron!
It's supposed to be
two line's!!!

Caydi:
Isn't it one line?

Pinky:
No, two line's
mean positive.
One line is negative.

Me:
Wait really?
I thought it was
one line.

Sharkboi:
So she's not pregnant?

Bakahoe:
No she's just a fucken
moron shitty hair.




















Pppfffffttt wtf is wrong with me lmfao!

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