Wig S N A T C H E D (pt 1)

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Bakusquad:
Caydi, Tape, Pikachu, Bakahoe, Pinky, Sharkboi, me

Me:
Tonight is mah
last night in this
world. So I'd just
like to say I love u
all and give u all mah
uwu's.

Caydi:
Ur uwu's have
been accepted.

Pikachu:
Wait wha-

Pinky:
NOOO MAH
WIFEU!! DON'T DIE!!
I NEED U BBY GIRL!!

Me:
Aahhh!!
Mina mah bby!!
I'm sorry!!!!!
But it seems like
mah time has come!

Bakahoe:
Fucken finally.

Sharkboi:
What do u mean?
What's going on?
What happened??

Caydi:
Concerned bf right
there.

Me:
I swear to cheesus
there's smth in mah
house. And it's not Hijime
since he's at work and
kami knows where
Kyo has poofed
to.

Tape:
Lol rip neon
bitch.

Sharkboi:
AUTHOR IM ON
MAH WAY!! I'LL BE
THERE IN 20 MIN!!

Bakahoe:
Wait shit she's not
kidding? AUTHOR
DONT DO ANYTHING
FUCKEN STUPID OR
ILL BEAT THE LIVING
SHIT OUT OF U!!!

Me:
Lmao should
I be like dem white
chicks in the horrors
and get mahself
killed?

Bakahoe:
I'LL GO DOWN
TO HELL AND KILL
U AGAIN IF U FUCKEN
DO THAT!!!

Sharkboi:
PLZ JUST HIDE
SOMEWHERE AUTHOR!

Me:
Yall r acting
like I don't have
a quirk.

Me:
Chill out
bois I'm da
fourth strongest
in da class lmao.

Pikachu:
Fuck but still
u live in the most
dangerous neighborhoods
In Japan!! Ur neighbors r
legit villain's!!!

Tape:
Just let her die.

Caydi:
Y don't u die
first.

Pinky:
Wig snatched.

Bakahoe:
STOP AUTHOR
FROM KILLING HERSELF
WHILE SHITTY HAIR AND
I GET TO HER FUCKEN
HOUSE U EXTRAS!!!

Caydi:
Ookkkkk
jeeeezzzz!

Me:
Lmao too late.
I'm already downstairs.

Me:
Dafaq is dat?

Sharkboi:
Author plz hide!!!
I'm almost there!!

Bakahoe:
BITCH FUCKEN
HIDE!!

Me:
There's like a crusty
dusty man sitting on
mah couch looking at
me.

Me:
Fuc-

Author is now offline

Caydi:
AUTHOR!!?

Bakahoe:
IMA FUCKEN
KILL HER!!!!!!

Tape:
Shit I thought she
was joking.

Pikachu:
She swore to
Cheesus!! Of
Course she wasn't
joking!!!!!!

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