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Dekusquad vs Bakusquad and Mineta:
Broccoli, Optimus Prime, IcyHot, Kermit, ChubCheeks, PervGrapes, Caydi, Pinky, Bakahoe, Tape, Sharkboi, Pikachu, me

Pikachu:
Author wud

Me:
Lying on mah bed
eating cereal

Pikachu:
And wut would u
do if I was next to u

Me:
I'd eat my cereal

Pikachu:
And if the cereal wasn't
there

Me:
I'd get up and get
cereal

Caydi:
Lmao

IcyHot:
Nice try Kaminari

Broccoli:
U know how
people send u nudes without
u asking for t-them?

Caydi:
Yes

Me:
Yeah bro, I had
a few from Mineta...
Believe me it will
haunt u forever...

Pinky:
Omg her face is
cringy

PervGrapes:
I know u like
them Author

Me:
Bitch ur dick is
what I see in the
corner of my room
when I get
sleep paralysis

IcyHot:
Do u want me to
cut if off??

Me:
Yes

Pinky:
Oh sheet she answered
immediately

Optimus Prime:
That's not ver-

Sharkboi:
Ain't that a bit extreme?

ChubCheeks:
Handling extreme people
needs extreme measures

Caydi:
Well that escalated
quickly

Me:
Pfft I hate
Mineta

PervGrapes:
IM RIGHT HERE

Bakahoe:
He's more fucken
disgusting then
fucken Deku

Kermit:
Why do u hate Izuku
so much

Bakahoe:
He's a filthy fucken
liar who deserves
to die

Me:
Pfft

IcyHot:
If he feels that way about
Midoriya he must really
want to kill Mineta then

ChubCheeks:
Midoriya weren't u telling
us smth?

Broccoli:
Oh yeah

Me:
Continue

Broccoli:
I-its embarrassing

Caydi:
Precious bean.
Both mine and Authors
lives revolve around us
making complete idiots
of ourselves. We may not
act embarrassed but truly
we r dying inside.

Me:
True dat

Kermit:
We can't help u if
u dont tell us
Midoriya-Kun

Broccoli:
Okay so these girls
keep sending me nudes
and I want them to stop
cuz I dont enjoy them

PervGrapes:
Lucky fucker

Tape:
Jeez might as well
ask Caydi or Author
for a nude

Me:
WHO R THESE
THOTS THAT DARE
DISGUST MY BBYS
EYES WITH THEIR UNHOLY
BODY'S!!!!!!!!?!?!?!

Tape:
U tryna say ur body
is holy?

IcyHot:
To be honest Author
really does have a fine
body

Pikachu:
Yup, honoured that I
even get to be even
a meter close to her body

Pinky:
Her body is what I'm
working for wwawwww

Me:
Bby girl ur body
is already perfect

Pinky:
AWwwwwww

Broccoli:
Guys focus!!

ChubCheeks:
Oh right u wanted
advise

Broccoli:
Yes....

PervGrapes:
Dont ask me I've never
gotten a nude in my
life

Tape:
I welcome all nudes
so I cannot help u

Sharkboi:
UNMANLY

Me:
Gimme their
numbs I can kill
them 4 u

Optimus Prime:
Midoriya I suggest
u block them.

Me:
Or u can do that...

Caydi:
Iida u have no
sense of fun let
us kill them

Optimus Prime:
No

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