I don't know what to call this

Conversation

*talking about a calendar I made for my mom*
Me: It's sad that I put a baby chicken for the November picture.
Dad: No, you should've put a baby turkey *pauses for a second* in fact, we should buy a bunch of baby turkeys and bake them. It would be like turkey meat balls!
Me: O.o *scarred for life*
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Ya... as you can tell I have a weird father.